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New spin on a old scam?

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New spin on a old scam?
« on: June 01, 2012, 01:17:38 PM »
Just got this in one of my hotmail accounts:

It really stuns me that people fall for this crap.

Attn: Sir/Madam, OVER DUE CONTRACT PAYMENT TRANSFER ADVISE IN YOUR FAVOR With all due respect,this is to notify you of a new order on the release of your contract fund payment held in the Second meeting on 27th Martch 2012 by the Federal executive members of the Federal Government of Nigeria,The Senate commission on debt management and contract review payment,and office of the Accountant General of the federation. prior to this proceeding anomalies,we have been mandated by the senior economic adviser to the president under the auspices of the Accountant General of the federation,to transfer the sum of US$10.550,000 into the federal Government reserved account,in your contract name:NNPCLNG900 with contract number RC445626-355808 On this note,i will not hesitate as we are under mandate to ensure that your fund is transferred immediately without further delay to your bank account. In respect of this as we have already programmed your fund to be transferred as soon as we hear from you. Please confirm very urgently to enable me process the transfer logistics,immediately. Hence it has already been programmed, pending on your response to the above information. Please note that your urgent attention in this respect will be highly appreciated as it will help us to clear this subject matter at the earliest time and get your proceed transferred immediately as instructed. Nevertheless,i will assist you with all the required documents,whereas you will settle me with 20% of the contract fund when finally transfered into your Bank account and if there is any further delay from you,will amount in the cancellation of your contract number and makes the account unservicable.and bear it that this office will not be held liable for any wrongful transfer thereafter.Assuredly,this transaction will be legitimately certified by the Debt Management Office and the auditor General Of Federation.   Finally,you are advised to forward the following Details to me, your valid telephone and fax numbers, copy or your passport, Account where you wish to recieve the fund to me, for your easy access to the Federal Government Reserved Bank Account.I hope this meets your due response. Dr Ego Williams EsqExecutive Secretary.For:Foreign Remittance Office(FRO),Federal Ministry of Finance, Abuja .
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Re: New spin on a old scam?
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2012, 03:21:31 PM »
Dr. Ego Williams.

I found my porn name.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: New spin on a old scam?
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2012, 03:35:57 PM »
Dr. Ego Williams.

I found my porn name.

There's an attorney up around the Ham with the perfect porn name....Rod Max
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Re: New spin on a old scam?
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2012, 03:37:05 PM »
Dr. Ego Williams.

I found my porn name.

No more Pete Jones?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: New spin on a old scam?
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2012, 03:39:20 PM »
I had to negotiate against a lawyer named Brock Ridgelake once - he was MAYBE 5'8" tall and 150 lbs dripping wet and looked like Frank Oz.  He was a total dick tho - you know that being a dweeb attached to a a great porn name had to have made him very bitter. 
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Re: New spin on a old scam?
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2012, 03:40:43 PM »
There's an attorney up around the Ham with the perfect porn name....Rod Max

My AP Biology teacher, Ann Cannon, was married to a man named Dick.  Dick Cannon.  Awesome.

No more Pete Jones?

The bitch frosted me like I was a fucking cake.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: New spin on a old scam?
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2012, 03:44:28 PM »
The bitch frosted me like I was a fucking cake.

I will be your Sherpa up the mountain...of gayness.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: New spin on a old scam?
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2012, 03:48:34 PM »
I will be your Sherpa up the mountain...of gayness.

LET US FUCK!
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.