Fifty Shades of Grey Reviewed by a Guy

[Tiger Wench]

That bitch got a seven figure deal for that shit.  I am dying a little inside each time I read that.

So this guy read the first book to see if it would turn him on.  Some of his comments are priceless.

http://www.zug.com/live/89639/The-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-Experiment.html#1054227095

[Godfather]

Pretty amusing

Anastasia drunkenly calls Grey from a bar, and he locates her by tracking her phone. How come when a fictional character does that it's romantic, but when I do it it's the basis for a restraining order?


Chapter five: Anastasia passes out drunk and wakes up in Grey's hotel room. He claims they didn't have sex, and obviously you can take a creepy stalker at his word. She showers and pretends the body wash is Grey, which is as unrealistic as it sounds (unless I missed a sentence that said Grey is a T-1000). She also gets turned on by using his toothbrush. Oh baby, nothing gets my blood racing like poor dental hygiene.

They have breakfast, and Grey's all, "Ooh, I'm so dangerous, you should stay away from me, but I'm totally into you so hey do you want to go out tomorrow so I can show you how super dangerous I am?" And then she's all, "Wow, you're so mysterious, I can't wait to discover your dark secrets," so I'm all "You're silly, Anastasia," and then they make out in an elevator.

[AUChizad]

My wife has been reading this shit.

This is an actual screenshot from the second book.

[AUChizad]

http://www.jest.com/video/174214/gilbert-gottfried-reads-fifty-shades-of-grey

[djsimp]

My wife has read the first two. I get tired of hearing about. I will tell you though, like I said in another thread, this book will certainly send a womens sex drive into hyperdrive annnnd be open to some really crazy shit.