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Shit's getting real now!
« on: June 01, 2012, 01:21:40 PM »
« Last Edit: June 01, 2012, 02:00:27 PM by Godfather »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2012, 01:35:50 PM »
I could really go for a nice rim job right about now.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2012, 02:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 01, 2012, 01:35:50 PM
I could really go for a nice rim job right about now.

Are there bad ones? 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2012, 02:22:04 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 01, 2012, 02:10:32 PM
Are there bad ones?

Only when you're giving
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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2012, 02:25:04 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 01, 2012, 02:22:04 PM
Only when you're giving

Depends on the whom the giving is given too.

   
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2012, 02:29:57 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 01, 2012, 02:25:04 PM
Depends on the whom the giving is given too.



You make a great point
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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2012, 02:31:40 PM »
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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2012, 02:37:53 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 01, 2012, 02:31:40 PM


Just gotta push harder.

And for 70 something (I know alot of work) that ain't bad. Better than some 20 something shit that is today.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2012, 02:38:27 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 01, 2012, 02:31:40 PM


Alright fucker.  I said in another thread...no posting current pics of this lady.  I like to remember her the way she was when I used to jack off......err, watch her movies.
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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2012, 02:40:20 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 01, 2012, 02:38:27 PM
Alright fucker.  I said in another thread...no posting current pics of this lady.  I like to remember her the way she was when I used to jack off......err, watch her movies.

Could probably use on of these to help you with that issue.
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2012, 02:45:00 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 01, 2012, 02:40:20 PM
Could probably use on of these to help you with that issue.


You got any?
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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2012, 02:48:52 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 01, 2012, 02:45:00 PM
You got any?

Nope, but dallaswareagle could probably hook you up.  He is old like that too.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2012, 02:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 01, 2012, 02:38:27 PM
Alright fucker.  I said in another thread...no posting current pics of this lady.  I like to remember her the way she was when I used to jack off......err, watch her movies.

Why did you quit?   
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2012, 02:58:34 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 01, 2012, 02:52:16 PM
Why did you quit?   

I ruined the poster and couldn't find another one.
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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2012, 03:01:22 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 01, 2012, 02:58:34 PM
I ruined the poster and couldn't find another one.

I hate it when that happ.............wait, what?
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Shit's getting real now!
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2012, 03:05:18 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 01, 2012, 02:58:34 PM
I ruined the poster and couldn't find another one.

That's why I put a holeS in mine. Longer shelf life. Now the wall behind it :facepalm:
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