Happy birthday! I give you my booty hole as a present. Surprise!
But AWK already promised to dress up as a gay T-Rex and rape me.
Well Happy Fucking Birthday, though I don't have a clue who really are. But, that okay, I've got little something for you, I'll give it to you Monday.
This scares the shit out of me.
Happy birthday, AUT1!
Thanks you crusty ole sailor!
Happy Birthday!!!
May you be forcefully raped by a tribe of amazons.
Too late...back in 1998 I............wait, what?
Belated but I hope you are waking up with a nasty bourbon hangover this morning. Happy Birthday
Sorta, I tweaked my neck somehow on Friday. Two solo cups of Elijah Craig (no coke product) and a hydrocodone was about the only thing to numb it up. The next morning. Not so numb anymore.