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Watkins banged Dabo's wife (with video)

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Watkins banged Dabo's wife (with video)
« on: May 30, 2012, 05:51:29 PM »
Sammie Watkins had a wild sexual tryst with Dabo Swinney's wife and the sweaty, naked struggle was captured on HD Digital Video. 

Otherwise how can you explain the rumored decision to bench Watkins for two games -- including the opener?  A goat maybe?
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Re: Watkins banged Dabo's wife (with video)
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 07:00:15 PM »
I've been trying to come up with a terse, witty comment that shows how Dabo being a Crimson Tide fanatic flipped out after overhearing Sammy Watkins say something positive about the Tigers despite Clemson's mascot indeed being the Tigers.  But I've failed miserably.  May this explanation salvage whatever laughs may have occurred if I had been successful. 
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Re: Watkins banged Dabo's wife (with video)
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2012, 08:16:42 PM »
I've been trying to come up with a terse, witty comment that shows how Dabo being a Crimson Tide fanatic flipped out after overhearing Sammy Watkins say something positive about the Tigers despite Clemson's mascot indeed being the Tigers.  But I've failed miserably.  May this explanation salvage whatever laughs may have occurred if I had been successful.

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Re: Watkins banged Dabo's wife (with video)
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2012, 08:26:06 PM »
A goat maybe?
You have my undivided attention.
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Re: Watkins banged Dabo's wife (with video)
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2012, 10:20:33 PM »
You have my undivided attention.
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Re: Watkins banged Dabo's wife (with video)
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2012, 10:00:42 AM »
You have my undivided attention.

 Nice hustle kid.
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