"This Place Sucks!"

Townhallsavoy · « **on:** May 29, 2012, 09:51:13 PM »

Twittered by this kid while he was visiting Auburn:

Don't worry, kid. You still have offers from Syracuse and Wake Forest.

AUChizad · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2012, 12:25:16 AM »

What a fuckstick. Fuck him in the mouth. Wish we wouldn't have tainted the event with inviting this ingrate.

#Drunk.

djsimp · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2012, 12:55:34 AM »

Well I guess who know isn't going to make the cut.

The Prowler · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2012, 05:25:19 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on May 29, 2012, 09:51:13 PM

Twittered by this kid while he was visiting Auburn:

Don't worry, kid. You still have offers from Syracuse and Wake Forest.

He later stated that the reason why he made that remark on twitter was because the Auburn coaches had a meeting with Carl Lawson alone, leaving him by himself...apparently he didn't bring his family with him, he just rode along with Carl.

I'm sure the bammers (finebaum included, that goes without saying) are running with that statement...probably trying to discredit Auburn's Big Cat Weekend, eventhough it was the biggest Big Cat Weekend to date as it hosted 4 of the Top 15 prospects in the Country with:
#2 Prospect in the Country and #1 OLB Rueben Foster
#10 Prospect in the Country and #1 DT Montravious Adams
#14 Prospect in the Country and #1 WDE Carl Lawson
#15 Prospect in the Country and #3 SDE Dee Liner

Not to mention:
#40 Prospect in the Country and #1 ILB Trey Johnson
#50 Prospect in the Country and #7 RB Ryan Green
#101 Prospect in the Country and #7 WR Earnest Robinson
#187 Prospect in the Country and #16 RB Tyshon Dye
#1 Kicker Jimmy Hutchinson

AUChizad · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:41:02 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 30, 2012, 05:25:19 AM

He later stated that the reason why he made that remark on twitter was because the Auburn coaches had a meeting with Carl Lawson alone, leaving him by himself...apparently he didn't bring his family with him, he just rode along with Carl.

I'm sure the bammers (finebaum included, that goes without saying) are running with that statement...probably trying to discredit Auburn's Big Cat Weekend, eventhough it was the biggest Big Cat Weekend to date as it hosted 4 of the Top 15 prospects in the Country with:
#2 Prospect in the Country and #1 OLB Rueben Foster
#10 Prospect in the Country and #1 DT Montravious Adams
#14 Prospect in the Country and #1 WDE Carl Lawson
#15 Prospect in the Country and #3 SDE Dee Liner

Not to mention:
#40 Prospect in the Country and #1 ILB Trey Johnson
#50 Prospect in the Country and #7 RB Ryan Green
#101 Prospect in the Country and #7 WR Earnest Robinson
#187 Prospect in the Country and #16 RB Tyshon Dye
#1 Kicker Jimmy Hutchinson

Oh, there's no doubt. Allow me to articulate what I slurred last night.

Auburngate:
https://twitter.com/Auburngate/status/207591755284094976

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He was on a recruiting visit to Auburn. "@CoryHelms72: This place sucks!"

Our buddy Matt Scalici:
https://twitter.com/MattScalici/status/206548005032169475

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@philwhite63 maybe you're confused. Are you under the impression I wrote "this place sucks"? A recruit visiting Auburn said that, not me.

Wanna-Be Florida version of Clay Travis, ParadigmShift:
https://twitter.com/ParadigmShift35/status/206500480103358464

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A recruit at Auburn's Big Cat Weekend tweeted "This place sucks!" http://wp.me/p1XuAd-Xa

Some Bammer I follow:
https://twitter.com/TWEsq/status/206496455651901440

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Lulz at the lineman recruit attending Big Cat Weekend at Auburn who tweeted "this place sucks!" Well-done, young man.

Some Bammer mommy part:
https://twitter.com/HeatherDThomas1/status/206461887179792384

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Apparently Big Cat Weekend is a raging success.... #sarcasticfont "@CoryHelms72: This place sucks!"

AuburnJokes (Yes, there's an entire Twitter Account dedicated to this)
https://twitter.com/AuburnJokes/status/206457323521179650

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The Tweet below says it all from a prospect at Auburn's Big Cat Weekend... "@CoryHelms72: This place sucks!â€

The recruit himself retweeted this one. Really proud of himself.
https://twitter.com/Bama_man_Judd/status/206435340809027584

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â€œ@CoryHelms72: This place sucks!â€ No matter where you end up that tweet is great young-man!!! Hahahhahahahha!! #RollTide

ESPN's UGA site main writer:
https://twitter.com/KippLAdams/status/206414854599360512

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Milton (Ga.) OL seems to be enjoying trip to #Auburn for Big Cat Weekend. RT @CoryHelms72 This place sucks!

Tarheel Times:
https://twitter.com/TarHeelTimes/status/207713782112333826

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UNC OL Recruit Cory Helms on Auburn: â€˜This Place Sucks!â€™ http://bit.ly/KRjEqD

Each of these were retweeted, favorited, etc. dozens of times. These are just the tweets from the "popular" twitterers. Hundreds of other fucksticks (mostly bammers, go figure) tweeted about it as well.

This is the most butthurt of all butthurt moves I've ever seen from an active recruit. Really raises the bar on the shittiness of the whole process.

AUChizad · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:53:57 AM »

A couple more random bammers:
https://twitter.com/BillRasure/status/206421311155748865

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@BillRasure
@CoryHelms72 tell me about! My sister went there and it is beyond me how it appeals to a college athlete in 2012!!!

https://twitter.com/BamaBRich/status/206522707976781825

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@BamaBRich
@CoryHelms72: This place sucks! @colecubelic sounds like #bigcatweekend is a booming success

https://twitter.com/strick74/status/206473405992677376

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"@CoryHelms72: This place sucks!"speaking of awebrens big cat weekend

https://twitter.com/Mojo5491/status/206509570749759488

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BamaFan â€@Mojo5491
"@CoryHelms72:Lmao!!! You have just become my FAVORITE recruit of all time big fella!!! That was GOLD!!! This place sucks!"

Lots of variations of this same basic praise from bammer nation.

Carl Lawson isn't swayed by this kid's bullshit. He tweeted this in direct response to Cory's "This Place Sucks" tweet.
https://twitter.com/CarlCarltp/status/206414948958601216

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@CarlCarltp
@CoryHelms72 WDE all day babie

Cory later backtracked:
https://twitter.com/CoryHelms72/status/206518031038431233

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@CoryHelms72
To clear things up for the mean people on Twitter. My auburn visit went well, just started off bad.

GH2001 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:56:33 AM »

He looks like a big soft ball of dough to me. He aint no Carl Lawson. I don't care if he did backtrack. Fuck him. He should have known better.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2012, 02:29:11 PM »

I hope midget gives him a scholly so our players can use him as an example of what an Auburn Man IS NOT.

JR4AU · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:35:17 PM »

Fuck the kid and the bammers in the ass with a red hot, donkey dick, covered in aids infected monkey shit.

Key word in the whole thing: A recruit. A dumbass, goofy one at that, and clearly yet another example of one that doesn't understand the ramifications of blurting out stupid shit on social media.

GH2001 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:44:46 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on May 30, 2012, 03:35:17 PM

Fuck the kid and the bammers in the ass with a red hot, donkey dick, covered in aids infected monkey shit.

Key word in the whole thing: A recruit. A dumbass, goofy one at that, and clearly yet another example of one that doesn't understand the ramifications of blurting out stupid shit on social media.

Agree

He said it. I don't care what he meant or didn't mean by it. The whole world saw what he said literally, word for word. Have a nice time at Wake fat boy.

djsimp · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:51:36 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 30, 2012, 03:44:46 PM

Have a nice time at Wake fat boy.

Its like you're in my head.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:01:10 PM »

Really short-sighted of that kid. Not just for his chances with AU, but with any school. It says plenty about your character if you'll tweet that blast while enjoying the hospitality of the school.

AUChizad · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:01:49 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 30, 2012, 03:44:46 PM

Agree

He said it. I don't care what he meant or didn't mean by it. The whole world saw what he said literally, word for word. Have a nice time at Wake fat boy.

Oh, make no mistake, this kid's a bitch.

What I gathered from his "retraction" is that he knee-jerk whined about something when he didn't think he was getting enough attention, and then basically said "I mean, it sucked at first, but I ended up having a good time" when Auburn fans on Twitter unloaded on him.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:09:43 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 30, 2012, 04:01:10 PM

Really short-sighted of that kid. Not just for his chances with AU, but with any school. It says plenty about your character if you'll tweet that blast while enjoying the hospitality of the school.

Ed Zachary. To twat that after a Big Cat Weekend of hookers and blow is just wrong. You try to treat people right and what do you get?

GH2001 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:10:04 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 30, 2012, 04:01:10 PM

Really short-sighted of that kid. Not just for his chances with AU, but with any school. It says plenty about your character if you'll tweet that blast while enjoying the hospitality of the school.

Zack Lee. Couldn't have said it better.

Quote from: AUChizad on May 30, 2012, 04:01:49 PM

Oh, make no mistake, this kid's a bitch.

What I gathered from his "retraction" is that he knee-jerk whined about something when he didn't think he was getting enough attention, and then basically said "I mean, it sucked at first, but I ended up having a good time" when Auburn fans on Twitter unloaded on him.

That's what I figured. Whether he meant it or not, the fact that he tweeted those words for the world to see.....no thanks. Take ya drama somewhere's else you little whiney ball of cookie dough.

djsimp · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:12:20 PM »

For some reason this guy comes to mind.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:19:26 PM »

He looks more like Dakota Mosely's doughy, worthless ass.

GH2001 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:24:30 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 30, 2012, 04:19:26 PM

He looks more like Dakota Mosely's doughy, worthless ass.

Damn sure does....

Dakota:

The Big Cat Big Mouth:

JR4AU · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:27:33 PM »

Kid was just pissed that Carl Lawson got a private meeting with the bag man.

djsimp · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:34:25 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 30, 2012, 04:19:26 PM

He looks more like Dakota Mosely's doughy, worthless ass.

He sure as hell looks him, no doubt. But on a whiny little bitch scale, he is closer to Chazzz.