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« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2012, 10:14:16 AM »
Get in the house, Carl.
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« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2012, 10:23:14 AM »
Go run around and be bait, Carl.
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« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2012, 10:50:20 AM »
Shit...

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« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2012, 10:57:54 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2012, 11:04:08 AM »
Just remember the mantra -

Walking dead?  Remove the head.

Saves your ammo.
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Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2012, 11:07:48 AM »
I gotta get out of this state
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« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2012, 11:10:20 AM »
I gotta get out of this state

This works well.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2012, 11:14:41 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2012, 11:23:48 AM »
remember these guidelines....

http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_16631.html

I have a problem with rule 21, they broke it in their own movie.
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« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2012, 11:26:11 AM »
Also remember

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.
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« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2012, 11:26:24 AM »
I have a problem with rule 21, they broke it in their own movie.

That was after they had learned how to.  Or maybe they were spiderman zombies.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2012, 11:28:16 AM »
Also remember

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift: you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2012, 11:45:27 AM »
Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift: you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.
Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
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Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2012, 11:47:50 AM »
Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
Rule # 57...or whatever: You're an asshole.
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Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2012, 06:29:00 PM »
Shit...



Of course Google would be on top of this shit.
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Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2012, 07:46:28 PM »
Note to self: Remove the phrase ,"Eat me, motherfucker!" from the list of retorts.
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Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2012, 07:49:21 PM »
I can't afford this:






...so who's going to help me adversely possess it?
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Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2012, 03:59:45 PM »
It's at my back door!

http://gawker.com/5916252/louisiana-man-under-influence-of-some-kind-of-drug-bit-off-part-of-neighbors-face?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

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Louisiana Man Under Influence of ‘Some Kind of Drug’ Bit Off Part of Neighbor’s Face
Neetzan Zimmerman

A 43-year-old man from Lousiana's Lafayette Parish was arrested over the weekend for attacking an acquaintance in a manner eerily reminicent of the "Miami Zombie" incident that took place last month.

According to local police, Carl Jacquneaux arrived at the Scott home of Todd Credeur and began assaulting him "over a domestic issue." During the scuffle, Jacquneaux allegedly bit off "a chunk" of Credeur's face. The latter managed to prevent the former from doing further damage by spraying him in the face with wasp spray.

Officers caught up with Jacquneaux in Carencro, at the home of another acquaintance whom he was holding hostage. Jacquneaux had in his possession a knife and a stolen gun. "Very unusual, it's not something we see everyday," said Scott Assistant Police Chief Kert Thomas.

Sheriff's deputies believe Jacquneaux was "under the influence of some kind of drug" at the time of the attack, and a friend of Credeur said that drug was bath salts — the same substance linked to the now-infamous Miami attack.

Jacquneaux was booked into Lafayette Parish Jail on multiple charges of battery and burglary, as well as violation of probation. Credeur was treated in hospital and then released to recover at home.
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Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2012, 04:01:07 PM »
People pleeease..Mike Tyson was doing this years ago.
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« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2012, 07:34:22 PM »
I bet that bitch that wrote the story likes to shoot kids.
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