Hatfields & McCoys

Shug Dye · « **Reply #20 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:18:29 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 29, 2012, 02:01:22 PM

He successfully prevented any bad people from getting to Whitney Houston. No one else can claim to have done that.

Lucky for him nobody did any acting in that movie.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:18:44 PM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on May 29, 2012, 01:58:32 PM

He's awful. Just plain out awful. The only thing I thought he wasn't completely shitty in was 3000 Miles to Graceland...where he had a supporting character role.

Other than that he sucks the root.

It's like I don't even know you anymore! Thought that was one shitty movie and one shitty performance by all involved.

Open Range he was decent to me, but when you have the GOAT actor in Robert DuVall as your support it's nearly impossible to fuck it up. Also:

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Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

was quality. Other than that, I agree, he is meh.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #22 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:21:41 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 29, 2012, 02:01:22 PM

hey hey....

He successfully prevented any bad people from getting to Whitney Houston. No one else can claim to have done that.

People? Sure. But he couldn't keep the crack from getting to her.

Shug Dye · « **Reply #23 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:24:11 PM »

I can see we are going to have to fight.

First of all, the speech in Bull Durham was awesome WRITING. Even his shitty delivery couldn't fuck it up. And same movie...I have never heard anyone completely destroy a line like, "fuck this fucking game." How, do you fuck that up? Awful. Fucking awful.

3000 Miles was not a great movie...but I liked it. I especially like that he didn't give himself the star/savior role...he actually did something different. Closest he's ever come to acting.

I do agree about Bobby DuVall.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #24 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:25:22 PM »

What about Dances With Wolves? It was just Costner for 4 straight hours. Classic.

GH2001 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on May 29, 2012, 02:21:41 PM

People? Sure. But he couldn't keep the crack from getting to her.

This guy ^^ - the resident anal rimmer, got the joke.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:28:49 PM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on May 29, 2012, 02:24:11 PM

I can see we are going to have to fight.

First of all, the speech in Bull Durham was awesome WRITING. Even his shitty delivery couldn't fuck it up. And same movie...I have never heard anyone completely destroy a line like, "fuck this fucking game." How, do you fuck that up? Awful. Fucking awful.

3000 Miles was not a great movie...but I liked it. I especially like that he didn't give himself the star/savior role...he actually did something different. Closest he's ever come to acting.

I do agree about Bobby DuVall.

I thought he was decent in Bull Durham. Not great, but decent.

That first part makes me die a little inside.

The second part makes me

u all over again!

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 29, 2012, 02:25:22 PM

What about Dances With Wolves? It was just Costner for 4 straight hours. Classic.

Shut your dirty whorish mouth!

GH2001 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:30:50 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 29, 2012, 02:28:49 PM

I thought he was decent in Bull Durham. Not great, but decent.

That first part makes me die a little inside.

The second part makes me u all over again!

Shut your dirty whorish mouth!

The nutless one first brings delicious coke product into a manly realm, and then he glorifies Dances with Wolves. It's like you think you know someone.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:33:13 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 29, 2012, 02:30:50 PM

The nutless one first brings delicious coke product into a manly realm, and then he glorifies Dances with Wolves. It's like you think you know someone.

Considering his questionable choice in mixing delicious coke product with fine burrbinz, I am not surprised at his choice in movies. Speaking of which, reminds me............

AUChizad · « **Reply #29 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:33:28 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 29, 2012, 11:21:57 AM

Costner + Bull Durham + Open Range + Waytt Earp + JFK + Thirteen Days = decent

Costner + Water World + Bodyguard + Postman + Tin Cup + 3000 Miles to Graceland = shitty

Forgot Untouchables.

Also, I'd swap Open Range & Water World. Open Range bored the shit out of me. Water World is the tits.

Saniflush · « **Reply #30 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:33:58 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 29, 2012, 02:33:28 PM

Forgot Untouchables.

Also, I'd swap Open Range & Water World. Open Range bored the shit out of me. Water World is the tits.

homo

AUChizad · « **Reply #31 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:36:23 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2012, 02:33:58 PM

homo

Why do you hate Jeanne Tripplehorn's ass?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:36:57 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 29, 2012, 02:33:28 PM

Forgot Untouchables.

Also, I'd swap Open Range & Water World. Open Range bored the shit out of me. Water World is the tits.

Saniflush · « **Reply #33 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:38:49 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 29, 2012, 02:36:23 PM

Why do you hate Jeanne Tripplehorn's ass?

Only good part of that movie is when the credits rolled.

GH2001 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:43:39 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2012, 02:38:49 PM

Only good part of that movie is when the credits rolled.

i

And if watching on DVD or Netflix, you can hit the stop button even before the credits.

Token · « **Reply #35 on:** May 29, 2012, 11:06:05 PM »

I jerk it to Rene Russo every time I watch Tin Cup.

djsimp · « **Reply #36 on:** May 30, 2012, 12:53:56 AM »

Lots of kill'n in this here episodes tonight. Its a damn shame dem villagers of Tug River didn't harvest dem some pot.

GH2001 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:06:13 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on May 30, 2012, 12:53:56 AM

Lots of kill'n in this here episodes tonight. Its a damn shame dem villagers of Tug River didn't harvest dem some pot.

I watched the first one again and then the second one last night. It appears more and more to me that the Hatfields were some smug, underhanded shit starting little fucks. Even going back to when Anse and Randall were in the Civil War battle. The underhanded comments Hatfield made during battle and then being a deserter and walking out on the war to go back home and profit while they all fought on, and Uncle Vance killing Harmon McCoy afterwards, primarly because Harmon told townspeople that Vance fornicated with his hounddog (which wasn't a lie). I can see why Randall McCoy was pissed. The Hatfields were a bunch of pot stirring asshats that dished it out but couldn't take it.

djsimp · « **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2012, 01:25:49 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 30, 2012, 10:06:13 AM

I watched the first one again and then the second one last night. It appears more and more to me that the Hatfields were some smug, underhanded shit starting little fucks. Even going back to when Anse and Randall were in the Civil War battle. The underhanded comments Hatfield made during battle and then being a deserter and walking out on the war to go back home and profit while they all fought on, and Uncle Vance killing Harmon McCoy afterwards, primarly because Harmon told townspeople that Vance fornicated with his hounddog (which wasn't a lie). I can see why Randall McCoy was pissed. The Hatfields were a bunch of pot stirring asshats that dished it out but couldn't take it.

Yeah but the McCoys act like some for real pussies. In the end, I'm going with the SEC on this one.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 30, 2012, 02:25:27 PM »

Still haven't watched but from reading on it before I will have to say that the Hatfield's started the shit over the nephew that served for the Union in the War of Northern Aggression and stealing the McCoy's pig. Both share a lot of the blame though for how it carried on though.

Quote from: djsimp on May 30, 2012, 01:25:49 PM

Yeah but the McCoys act like some for real pussies. In the end, I'm going with the SEC on this one.

Yup.