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Who is Matt Scalici?

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Who is Matt Scalici?
« on: May 23, 2012, 04:15:41 PM »
He is a



who used to





ON THE FUCKING BLEACHER REPORT...

http://bleacherreport.com/users/39380-matt-scalici

And now this clown is a neutral presence on al.com and a bastion of journalism?  Christ almighty. 
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 04:24:35 PM »
This is my frequent Twitter war adversary.

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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 04:27:42 PM »
He's a rooster candy who used to banana bammer evil?
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 04:28:20 PM »
Twitter battle
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 04:41:19 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2012, 04:28:20 PM
Twitter battle

Do you know how to win a sword fight?
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2012, 04:42:02 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on May 23, 2012, 04:41:19 PM
Do you know how to win a sword fight?

Bring a gun.
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2012, 04:51:02 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on May 23, 2012, 04:41:19 PM
Do you know how to win a sword fight?

Lightning bolt.
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2012, 05:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 23, 2012, 04:42:02 PM
Bring a gun.

There's a peace only to be found on the other side of war. If that war should come I will fight it!
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2012, 11:46:17 PM »
I did not understand one damn thing about this thread.  Other than y'all are a bunch of freaks.  And I already knew that.

Altho Lightning Bolt is one of the funniest viral videos ever in the history of teh innerwebs.
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2012, 01:58:39 AM »

You can tell that this guy knows football...... :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2012, 06:39:27 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on May 24, 2012, 01:58:39 AM

You can tell that this guy knows footballs...... :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

There
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2012, 05:43:06 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on May 24, 2012, 01:58:39 AM

You can tell that this guy knows football...... :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Ohh, so you mean Jay Baruchel.
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2012, 04:08:56 AM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on May 24, 2012, 05:43:06 PM
Ohh, so you mean Jay Baruchel.



Pretty much.  For the record, I can't stand any movie that Jay Baruchel's one of the lead actors in.  I just want to punch him right in the suck hole for some reason.
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2012, 04:23:04 PM »
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Re: Who is Matt Scalici?
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2012, 10:32:05 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 26, 2012, 04:23:04 PM


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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