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A Proposal that gets a HUGE War Eagle!!
« on: May 21, 2012, 04:48:13 PM »
I got all sniffley!!!!

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Re: A Proposal that gets a HUGE War Eagle!!
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 04:52:00 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 21, 2012, 04:48:13 PM
I got all sniffley!!!!



I like how he does it and then just walks away from her.  :classic:
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Re: A Proposal that gets a HUGE War Eagle!!
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 04:53:19 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 21, 2012, 04:52:00 PM
I like how he does it and then just walks away from her.  :classic:

Game time, baby!!  Man has his priorities.
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2012, 04:53:52 PM »
She's setting the date now so she'll know exactly how many days she has left to give him blow jobs.
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Re: A Proposal that gets a HUGE War Eagle!!
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2012, 04:56:35 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 21, 2012, 04:53:52 PM
She's setting the date now so she'll know exactly how many days she has left to give him blow jobs.

Hush. You're sucking all the romance out of it.
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Re: A Proposal that gets a HUGE War Eagle!!
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2012, 04:57:53 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on May 21, 2012, 04:56:35 PM
Hush. You're sucking all the romance out of it.

Did someone say sucking?
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2012, 06:33:20 PM »
The three rings of marriage.
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2012, 11:32:21 PM »
Did you know science has discovered a food that removes 80% of a woman's sense of humor and 99% of her sex drive?  It's called wedding cake.
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2012, 08:25:51 AM »
Good southern girl. Cause if it wasn't, as soon as she was announced as his fiance, all hell would have broke loose.

"Oh hell no. I ain't got not ring. Who told them to call me yo fiance? Where my damn ring? You better have a ring up in herea"
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Re: A Proposal that gets a HUGE War Eagle!!
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2012, 05:25:31 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 21, 2012, 11:32:21 PM
Did you know science has discovered a food that removes 80% of a woman's sense of humor and 99% of her sex drive?  It's called wedding cake.
Also the most fattening of all foods.
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2012, 01:03:55 PM »
I don't know why women are so up tight.  The got half the money in the world, and all the pussy. 
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2012, 01:14:33 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on May 23, 2012, 01:03:55 PM
I don't know why women are so up tight.  The got half the money in the world, and all the pussy.

And double that if they are lesbians.
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2012, 02:38:47 PM »
Shug excepted, you people are some unromantic motherfuckers.
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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2012, 02:39:52 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 23, 2012, 02:38:47 PM
Shug excepted, you people are some unromantic motherfuckers.


ANDDDDDD, there is the vagina.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: A Proposal that gets a HUGE War Eagle!!
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2012, 03:03:04 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 23, 2012, 02:38:47 PM
Shug excepted, you people are some unromantic motherfuckers.

That’s cause most of us have our piece and don’t have to chase it anymore. You put us on the hunt again and watch how Super Hero romantic we get.
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Re: A Proposal that gets a HUGE War Eagle!!
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2012, 03:56:16 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 23, 2012, 03:03:04 PM
That’s cause most of us have our piece and don’t have to chase it anymore. You put us on the hunt again and watch how Super Hero romantic we get.

This man speaks a lot of truth.
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« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2012, 03:56:57 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 23, 2012, 03:56:16 PM
This man speaks a lot of truth.

He speaks for all of us
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« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2012, 04:26:02 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2012, 03:56:57 PM
He speaks for all of us

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Re: A Proposal that gets a HUGE War Eagle!!
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2012, 08:04:57 PM »
As if this baseball season wasn't punishment enough, he goes and pulls a stunt like this. I've got to hand it to him, the kid is hardcore.
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