One Birthday to Rule them All...

[Godfather]

I'm late to the thread, but happy birthday, sinner.  You deserve that hangover.

Richard were you watching spank-tro-vison?

[Vandy Vol]

Promise?

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck Frodo? Bullshit.

Of course I would fuck Frodo.  What I meant was that I am not Frodo.  The extraneous expletive was for emotional purposes.

However, when I said "Fuck all of you," I meant that I literally would have sexual intercourse with all of you.  The dudes, anyhow.

[djsimp]

Richard were you watching spank-tro-vison?

Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?