One Birthday to Rule them All...

Godfather · « **on:** May 21, 2012, 11:39:43 AM »

Happy Birthday Frodo...

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2012, 11:45:34 AM »

Happy Birthday fag! May AWK give you exactly what you want!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #2 on:** May 21, 2012, 11:57:41 AM »

Happy Happy! And I haven't made it to the sperm bank yet...your present will be delayed.

Shug Dye · « **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2012, 12:23:53 PM »

Don't believe him. He's married...therefore he has unlimited amounts at his disposal.

Happy Birthday!!!!

GH2001 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2012, 12:31:24 PM »

H Bday YOU BUNG LOVING QUEER! Now, go shove something up your ass to celebrate. Something....anything. Just shove it deep.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2012, 12:35:53 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 21, 2012, 12:31:24 PM

H Bday YOU BUNG LOVING QUEER! Now, go shove something up your ass to celebrate. Something....anything. Just shove it deep.

Since I couldn't get GF's pic to do more than red x...I just figured out who's burfday it is....after this post.

Hope you get about an hour on the tower of power, followed up by a little golden shower.

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2012, 12:37:08 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 21, 2012, 12:31:24 PM

H Bday YOU BUNG LOVING QUEER! Now, go shove something up your ass to celebrate. Something....anything. Just shove it deep.

There's another way?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2012, 12:40:55 PM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on May 21, 2012, 12:23:53 PM

Don't believe him. He's married...therefore he has unlimited amounts at his disposal.

Happy Birthday!!!!

Not all married men have that problem.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2012, 12:46:18 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 21, 2012, 12:40:55 PM

Not all married men have that problem.

Yeah, I have a few friends that have that low count problem too. Prayers lifted.

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2012, 12:49:40 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 21, 2012, 12:46:18 PM

Yeah, I have a few friends that have that low count problem too. Prayers lifted.

Maybe you have a narrow urethra.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2012, 01:08:19 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 21, 2012, 12:46:18 PM

Yeah, I have a few friends that have that low count problem too. Prayers lifted.

Oh, nothing wrong with my swimmers. Sometimes I worry that I am as fertile as simp.

djsimp · « **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2012, 01:53:55 PM »

Happy Birthday you gay muthfucka. For celebration, you could go down by Gate City and give away as many dick suckings as you possibly can handle.

djsimp · « **Reply #12 on:** May 21, 2012, 01:54:54 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 21, 2012, 01:08:19 PM

Sometimes I worry that I am as fertile as simp.

Word up. Tie a knot in the feed line if you must.

Shug Dye · « **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2012, 02:25:39 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 21, 2012, 01:08:19 PM

Oh, nothing wrong with my swimmers. Sometimes I worry that I am as fertile as simp.

Remind me not to maintain eye contact.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2012, 02:31:11 PM »

Quote from: djsimp on May 21, 2012, 01:54:54 PM

Word up. Tie a knot in the feed line if you must.

Quote from: Shug Dye on May 21, 2012, 02:25:39 PM

Remind me not to maintain eye contact.

PPFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2012, 04:14:42 PM »

Happy birthday.

(I am demonstrating how you write a short, succinct post on the X. With enough practice, maybe you can learn how, too. You're welcome.)

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2012, 04:28:26 PM »

Several things:

A.) Fuck all of you. Except Shug. She has yet to break out the short/gay jokes yet, although I assume that she will eventually come around to her senses and do the same as every other X'er.

B.) I'm not fucking Frodo. I'm Bilbo the Dildo Master.

C.) Thanks for the birthday wishes. I had a Sunday Funday that went a tad overboard and I'm still violently hungover, so this thread was a pleasant surprise. However, I still may need to go vomit.

D.) Install LED lighting in your homes. Now.

That is all.

GH2001 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2012, 04:31:12 PM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on May 21, 2012, 04:28:26 PM

Several things:

Fuck all of you.

I'm not fucking Frodo.

Promise?

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck Frodo? Bullshit.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2012, 04:33:09 PM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on May 21, 2012, 04:28:26 PM

Several things:

A.) Fuck all of you. Except Shug. She has yet to break out the short/gay jokes yet, although I assume that she will eventually come around to her senses and do the same as every other X'er.

B.) I'm not fucking Frodo. I'm Bilbo the Dildo Master.

C.) Thanks for the birthday wishes. I had a Sunday Funday that went a tad overboard and I'm still violently hungover, so this thread was a pleasant surprise. However, I still may need to go vomit.

D.) Install LED lighting in your homes. Now.

That is all.

Now this thread will be 20 pages by midnight. Oh, good luck on the throwing up thing. Sucks, but usually makes one feel better........eventually.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2012, 04:35:19 PM »

I'm late to the thread, but happy birthday, sinner. You deserve that hangover.