Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #80 on:** May 21, 2012, 10:23:02 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 21, 2012, 10:21:27 AM

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "Hey Dickey, how does it feel to get your heart cut out by an Auburn man?"

Jokes on you, Barner. Alabama fans don't have heart.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #81 on:** May 21, 2012, 10:29:23 PM »

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "What are you doing with that corndog?"

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #82 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:51:51 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on May 21, 2012, 10:29:23 PM

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "What are you doing ~~with~~ to that corndog?"

Fixt.

Kaos · « **Reply #83 on:** May 22, 2012, 02:05:39 PM »

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask "Is that a fucking tomato on my sandwich? Because it better not be or this shit is going to be all up on the wall behind the counter."

GH2001 · « **Reply #84 on:** May 22, 2012, 02:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 22, 2012, 02:05:39 PM

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask "Is that a fucking tomato on my sandwich? Because it better not be or this shit is going to be all up on the wall behind the counter."

Atta boy!

The Prowler · « **Reply #85 on:** May 23, 2012, 05:07:33 AM »

Off Topic...(mainly because I'm not sure how to put this in a "I Don't Always Talk To bammers")

I wasn't in a good mood after getting off of work, so I went to Wallmarks...of course. Well, I overheard some guy ask the register lady (one lady with 97 registers empty), "Where's tha daum aluhbamuh Lindsey magazeens at or the uther aluhbamuh magazeens at?!?!?" She said I don't know, we might be sold out. Then the bammer was all, "this is bullshit!!" and he stormed out.

Little did he know, I'd taken ALL of the bammer magazines and put them in my cart, then I distributed them throughout the entire store, stashed behind stuff and flipped backwards. I also took Auburn's Magazines, spread them out and made it look like they were taking up a 1/4 of the magazine shelves. AAAGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Fuck You bammers, Fuck YOU!!!!!

Saniflush · « **Reply #86 on:** May 23, 2012, 07:19:45 AM »

Doesn't that make you feel good? I started doing that after Kaos said something about doing it a few years back. Every time I go in somewhere that has magazines I take any of the ones that have the turds on the cover and hide them. I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.

djsimp · « **Reply #87 on:** May 23, 2012, 08:40:48 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 23, 2012, 07:19:45 AM

I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.

Around here, I put them behind the healthy foods.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #88 on:** May 23, 2012, 10:47:22 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 22, 2012, 12:51:51 PM

Fixt.

I debated with myself on which one to use, so I went with "with" so that corndog would two meanings. j/s LOL!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #89 on:** May 23, 2012, 10:54:01 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on May 23, 2012, 08:40:48 AM

Around here, I put them behind the healthy foods.

Behind the teefbrushes would work just as well.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #90 on:** May 23, 2012, 11:11:58 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 23, 2012, 05:07:33 AM

Off Topic...(mainly because I'm not sure how to put this in a "I Don't Always Talk To bammers")

I wasn't in a good mood after getting off of work, so I went to Wallmarks...of course. Well, I overheard some guy ask the register lady (one lady with 97 registers empty), "Where's tha daum aluhbamuh Lindsey magazeens at or the uther aluhbamuh magazeens at?!?!?" She said I don't know, we might be sold out. Then the bammer was all, "this is bullshit!!" and he stormed out.

Little did he know, I'd taken ALL of the bammer magazines and put them in my cart, then I distributed them throughout the entire store, stashed behind stuff and flipped backwards. I also took Auburn's Magazines, spread them out and made it look like they were taking up a 1/4 of the magazine shelves. AAAGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Fuck You bammers, Fuck YOU!!!!!

There must be a shitload of pictures in that magazines and easy places to color.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #91 on:** May 23, 2012, 06:59:24 PM »

I think the store shitter is the best place for anything bammer. If it goes in the shitter it gets flagged.

Godfather · « **Reply #92 on:** May 23, 2012, 11:57:45 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 23, 2012, 07:19:45 AM

Doesn't that make you feel good? I started doing that after Kaos said something about doing it a few years back. Every time I go in somewhere that has magazines I take any of the ones that have the turds on the cover and hide them. I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.

The Prowler · « **Reply #93 on:** May 24, 2012, 02:03:43 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 23, 2012, 07:19:45 AM

Doesn't that make you feel good? I started doing that after Kaos said something about doing it a few years back. Every time I go in somewhere that has magazines I take any of the ones that have the turds on the cover and hide them. I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.

lol yeah, it does...I thought I was the only one that did that until Kaos said something about it.