Make room at WJOX

[Kaos]

And at some random insurance agency. 

Brodie Croyle hung up his cleats after a legendary NFL career. 

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/05/former_alabama_quarterback_bro.html

Nice piece of shit article about a glass-boned NFL never-was.  Coming soon to airwaves near you. 

[Yoda]

Since when is not being able to find a job known as retiring?  Maybe I'm just from a small town and don't know any better we we call that shit fired.

[djsimp]

Yeah, but doesn't he get the NFL retirement since he managed to stick around for 6 years. Not sure what the rule is but I think this is correct.

[Buzz Killington]

But his diddy done said he turned down a contract with the Dolphins last season.

[JR4AU]

Yeah, but doesn't he get the NFL retirement since he managed to stick around for 6 years. Not sure what the rule is but I think this is correct.

I think 3 years and you're vested in the NFL.  He has no worries money-wise unless he is in to teh coke and hookers.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I think 3 years and you're vested in the NFL.  He has no worries money-wise unless he is in to teh coke and hookers.

He's an ex-Bama ex-NFL QB.  Hookers and blow are just another part of the tradishun.  He's gotta fill Snake's, Broadway's, and Barker's (you know he didn't hook up with Sara Evans without some premium Colombian yeyo to help seal the deal) shoes.

[Townhallsavoy]

"Welcome to the Opening Drive!  Unfortunately, Al Del Greco has decided to move on to other endeavors.  For the short term, we'll welcome Brodie Coyle as a sit-in guest.  Don't worry Auburn, fans.  We've still got you covered.  Tony Kurre is neutral and will make sure the Tigers get just as much love as Alabama.  Oh wait?  What's that?  You say Tony's gone too?  Oh.  Oh yeah bring him in.  Well, now that Tony Kurre is gone, let's welcome our other short term guest.  Former NFL superstar Greg McElroy." 

[djsimp]

"Welcome to the Opening Drive!  Unfortunately, Al Del Greco has decided to move on to other endeavors.  For the short term, we'll welcome Brodie Coyle as a sit-in guest.  Don't worry Auburn, fans.  We've still got you covered.  Tony Kurre is neutral and will make sure the Tigers get just as much love as Alabama.  Oh wait?  What's that?  You say Tony's gone too?  Oh.  Oh yeah bring him in.  Well, now that Tony Kurre is gone, let's welcome our other short term guest.  Former NFL superstar Greg McElroy."

Thats about as close as it gets.