Got up. Took a shower. Ate an egg and bacon plate at Jack's for breffuss. Sitting on my ass now as I type. I expect the pounds to just start falling off any minute now.
All protein, baby.
I don't bookface. I registered an account about 5 years ago and the only post on it was from some guy named Randall Bulb or Blug or Bugg or something, saying "You're the worst facebooker evah." But Snagette does and she has to show me the daily life of a girl in our neighborhood that lives to let people know her every move, every minute of the day. Let me be blunt. She is not in shape. However, each day it's:
Just finished intense cardio. (Insert first selfie of the day) #fitmom #30daycleanse #motivation #superthighburn
Kids to school. Dressed so cute. (Second selfie) #supermom #taximom #grocerystore
Just downed Advocare cleanse shake. Having a lean salad. (Selfie of cheesing face by salad bowl) #15poundstogo #superhealthy
It's a daily barrage of selfies and telling how hard she works out and the next big total body cleanse routine and how fit she is with 34 idiotic hashtag sayings after every post. And the thing is, you know that "plus size" model on SI? Yeah, this girl makes her look like Chrissy Teigen.