Well, my scales do go below 200 bitches. I finished my intense run this a.m. and showered. I shaved up my back, balls and ass the best I could. Trimmed up my nose and ear hair. Put on my fruit of the loom undies, expelled all of the air in my lungs and stepped on. 199.4!
Yep, 199.4 of sexy. I cleaned the fog off of the mirror and I had to just take my undies off and look into the mirror and stare. Of course, I was sexy before, as you well know but now, shazam! It was like staring at a Greek statue except with a knee knocker.