Live and Let Diet

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #640 on:** August 21, 2012, 10:17:25 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on August 20, 2012, 10:45:34 AM

Buzz looks like a greek god BTW.

Was there a god of sloth?

Jumbo · « **Reply #641 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:57:44 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 21, 2012, 10:17:25 AM

Was there a god of sloth?

Stingar....

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #642 on:** August 21, 2012, 12:33:34 PM »

I am convinced that my wife is trying to kill me so she can collect the insurance money and run off with her boyfriend. She knows that I am trying to run and get in some resemblance of a man in decent shape. Wednesday through last night was horrible diet. Breakfast and lunch were legit, dinner, not so much. Horrible fattening food, but she cooks it, so I eat it. I learned that really fast in our marriage.

Saturday night was pretty much a planned night of alcohol and tasty food before the concert with Waffle House. I knew that one was coming.

Wed: Pintos, buttermilk cornbread, ham, macaroni salad, collard greens with cheese melted and poured over them.
Thurs: Country fried steak with gravy to go along with the leftovers from the night before.
Fri: Chopped steak, gravy, mashed potatoes and green beans.
Sunday: Fried chicken fingers, green beans, mashed potatoes for lunch and homemade pizza for dinner.
Last night: Chilie rellenos, stuffed with beef and cheese sauce, chicken enchiladas, yellow rice and refried beans.

God love her for being a good cook and cooking all the time, but damn, she is killing me.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #643 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:18:23 PM »

Simple fix - Learn to cook.

But make her do the dishes.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #644 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:11:32 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 21, 2012, 01:18:23 PM

Simple fix - Learn to cook.

But make her do the dishes.

BBWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry about that.

I can cook and cook damn well. When your wife is 5 months preggers, then you can tell her that you will be doing the cooking and you will cook what you want in order for it to be healthy.

Any other time I wouldn't have an issue with telling her, stop, you have to cook healthy, b/c any other time she would be cooking healthy, but that child creature growing inside her has her hormones all screwed up and her brain telling her she wants these certain foods and when she wants them.

GH2001 · « **Reply #645 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:32:52 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 21, 2012, 12:33:34 PM

collard greens with cheese melted and poured over them.

Dude.....the fuck????

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #646 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:35:33 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 21, 2012, 02:32:52 PM

Dude.....the fuck????

Fuck me, I meant Brussels sprouts.

I put down collard greens b/c I am actually craving them at the moment. Collard greens with some onions cooked in with them and some ham in there as well.....mmmmmmmmm......

GH2001 · « **Reply #647 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:38:12 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 21, 2012, 02:35:33 PM

Fuck me, I meant Brussels sprouts.

I put down collard greens b/c I am actually craving them at the moment. Collard greens with some onions cooked in with them and some ham in there as well.....mmmmmmmmm......

Sheeesh, you scared the hell out of me for a min.

Yes, some ham hock, onion and hot sauce added to it. Makes a nice meal.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #648 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:43:40 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 21, 2012, 02:38:12 PM

Sheeesh, you scared the hell out of me for a min.

Yes, some ham hock, onion and hot sauce added to it. Makes a nice meal.

I can go either hot sauce or the pepper juice. Either or is just fine with me. All depends on what my taste buds tell me to do.

On the brussells sprout thing. She will take them and put a little olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic and then sprinkle Tony Chachere's all over them. When she gets them out of the oven, she will pour some of the melted cheese stuff she makes and they are heavenly. Hell, they are good without the cheese.

GH2001 · « **Reply #649 on:** August 21, 2012, 03:23:38 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 21, 2012, 02:43:40 PM

I can go either hot sauce or the pepper juice. Either or is just fine with me. All depends on what my taste buds tell me to do.

On the brussells sprout thing. She will take them and put a little olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic and then sprinkle Tony Chachere's all over them. When she gets them out of the oven, she will pour some of the melted cheese stuff she makes and they are heavenly. Hell, they are good without the cheese.

Hot sauce during the cooking. Pepper sauce after its on the plate!

Along with a nice hunk of corn bread on top. Got to have something to dip in the pot likker.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #650 on:** August 21, 2012, 04:24:00 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 21, 2012, 03:23:38 PM

Hot sauce during the cooking. Pepper sauce after its on the plate! Along with a nice hunk of corn bread on top. Got to have something to dip in the pot likker.

Ahh, the best of both worlds. I never have thought about doing that.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #651 on:** August 23, 2012, 10:12:37 PM »

This is a bad thing, but it kinda feels like a good thing.

After losing seven pounds and exercising a bunch and noticing a change in the status of my love handles, I didn't feel bad tonight eating two helpings of dinner with cookies, twizzlers, and ginger cookies for dessert.

My wife was like, "You better stop eating so much of that," and I was like, "Bitch please. I lost my pounds."

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #652 on:** August 24, 2012, 12:10:57 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 23, 2012, 10:12:37 PM

My wife was like, "You better stop eating so much of that," and I was like, "~~Bitch please. I lost my pounds.~~ "

Fixt.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #653 on:** August 24, 2012, 03:13:15 PM »

Lunch today was not healthy-nor calorie lite, but was damn good.

GH2001 · « **Reply #654 on:** August 24, 2012, 04:34:43 PM »

I just ate a can of Cajun boiled peanuts. I'm gonna BE farting like a motherfucker later!

Token · « **Reply #655 on:** August 25, 2012, 08:25:26 PM »

Finally, after what seems like a month, I'm able to hit 205 and feel like I'm back on track again. Amazing, all it took was eating 3 donuts (yeah, yeah) 3 pieces of Bacon, 5 crispy chicken wraps, 16 oz ribeye steak, baked potato, large salad, bowl of rice chexs and a brownie in one day. The next day I was back to 207, this morning 205. 199, here I come!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #656 on:** August 29, 2012, 10:07:30 AM »

New direction. Finally got my back to a point I can start hitting the gym pretty hard again. Just being very careful and keeping good form on everything. I also got Mama Snags and another lady interested in doing a 5K. Neither of the two exercise more than 3 times a year so it's starting completely from scratch. I've worked up diet plans for them and we're starting with mile walks around the neighborhood 3-4 times this week. I'll add some light, short jogs next week and work up from there.

Only drawback is it's not that easy to hold that bullhorn in one hand and steer my bike with the other.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #657 on:** August 29, 2012, 10:10:51 AM »

This hurricane has really put a kink in my routine so far this week. It has been really, really hard to stay in my chair and watch the teevees when the satellite keeps going out.

GH2001 · « **Reply #658 on:** August 29, 2012, 01:17:16 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2012, 10:07:30 AM

New direction. Finally got my back to a point I can start hitting the gym pretty hard again. Just being very careful and keeping good form on everything. I also got Mama Snags and another lady interested in doing a 5K. Neither of the two exercise more than 3 times a year so it's starting completely from scratch. I've worked up diet plans for them and we're starting with mile walks around the neighborhood 3-4 times this week. I'll add some light, short jogs next week and work up from there.

Only drawback is it's not that easy to hold that bullhorn in one hand and steer my bike with the other.

If you have Lady Snags and another lady interested, why the 5K? There are better ways to handle that situation other than running a road race.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #659 on:** August 29, 2012, 01:20:59 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2012, 10:07:30 AM

New direction. Finally got my back to a point I can start hitting the gym pretty hard again. Just being very careful and keeping good form on everything. I also got Mama Snags and another lady interested in doing a 5K. Neither of the two exercise more than 3 times a year so it's starting completely from scratch. I've worked up diet plans for them and we're starting with mile walks around the neighborhood 3-4 times this week. I'll add some light, short jogs next week and work up from there.

Only drawback is it's not that easy to hold that bullhorn in one hand and steer my bike with the other.

Look up Couch to 5k.