I've had 2 analoscopies and the prep is just a lovellllly thing. The first one I had, I was to drink the stuff and shit all night and then they wanted me to give myself an enema just before I went to the Surgicenter. The phone rings and a buddy of mine says, "Hey, whatcha doin'?"
I've got my pants off and I'm about to run a hose up my ass.
Oh...alright, well..I'll let you go.
Okay, talk to you later.