Live and Let Diet

AWK · « **Reply #180 on:** May 24, 2012, 10:29:36 PM »

I've lost 20 lb's in two months. Beg me and I will share my secrets.

JR4AU · « **Reply #181 on:** May 25, 2012, 12:07:30 AM »

I've lost 20 lb's in two months. Beg me and I will share my secrets.

I got you beat, 30lbs in 7 weeks. I need no secrets. Actually my secret is being a fat fuck that needs to lose a shit load of weight.

djsimp · « **Reply #182 on:** May 25, 2012, 09:43:22 AM »

Secrets are:

Less fatty foods
Less calories
Work out
Weight is easier to lose on the high end.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #183 on:** May 25, 2012, 10:02:06 AM »

Yep. Just stop eating so damn much. You'll lose weight. Fat bastards.

djsimp · « **Reply #184 on:** May 25, 2012, 10:22:10 AM »

Yep. Just stop eating so damn much. You'll lose weight. Fat bastards.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #185 on:** May 25, 2012, 10:23:23 AM »

Corn? When did I eat corn?

AWK · « **Reply #186 on:** May 25, 2012, 12:03:56 PM »

My secret was cocaine and tape worms.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #187 on:** May 25, 2012, 12:05:16 PM »

My secret was cocaine and tape worms.

I knew a guy at Auburn that would do cocaine for the sole purpose of losing weight. He didn't last very long at Auburn.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #188 on:** May 25, 2012, 12:12:50 PM »

Yep. Just stop eating so damn much. You'll lose weight. Fat bastards.

Last night was soooo bad. Too many beers and then waffle house. Breakfast this morning was pretty good. Whole wheat toast, one egg, 1% cheese.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #189 on:** May 25, 2012, 12:29:33 PM »

Last night was soooo bad. Too many beers and then waffle house. Breakfast this morning was pretty good. Whole wheat toast, one egg, 1% cheese.

Your texting skillz suck when your toasted.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #190 on:** May 25, 2012, 12:35:36 PM »

Your texting skillz suck when your toasted.

Touch screen sucks when you are drunk. I will admit, my drunk texting skillz have gotten worse since the phone upgrade.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #191 on:** May 25, 2012, 01:03:29 PM »

For some reason, when I drink my fingers get real fat.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #192 on:** May 25, 2012, 01:32:06 PM »

For some reason, when I drink my fingers get real fat.

Yup. Exactly.

djsimp · « **Reply #193 on:** May 25, 2012, 02:00:35 PM »

Bulimia, that shit works wonders.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #194 on:** May 25, 2012, 02:02:09 PM »

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #195 on:** May 25, 2012, 02:03:07 PM »

Last night, I went to a new restaurant called Bulimia's. The line to the bathroom was incredible.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #196 on:** May 25, 2012, 02:07:16 PM »

Last night, I went to a new restaurant called Bulimia's. The line to the bathroom was incredible.

Aha!!!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #197 on:** May 25, 2012, 02:11:00 PM »

Aha!!!

+3 to Mitch Hedberg

AWK · « **Reply #198 on:** May 25, 2012, 02:24:41 PM »

Your texting skillz suck when your toasted.

Irony.

djsimp · « **Reply #199 on:** May 25, 2012, 02:44:39 PM »

Irony.

Gramma Notzy