Whereas a can of Miller Lite, in and of itself, jumps into my car and drives it recklessly on the wrong side of the highway? Or forces itself down my throat in such quantities that my abilities are greatly impaired?
You're missing one important thing: choice. Just like I can choose to irresponsibly and illegally use a gun, I can also choose to irresponsibly and illegally use alcohol. Doesn't mean that I have to use it in that manner, and the mere presence of alcohol as a legal choice doesn't mean that I will. It's all about how you choose to use it.
Your argument assumes that alcohol can not be responsibly used, and that it will always result in harmful aftermath; that's simply not the case.
All of your examples (such as a person buying 6 beers in a bar and then driving) require that the person make a secondary choice aside from merely drinking alcohol. Buying 6 pistols doesn't kill anyone, but making the choice to shoot a pistol at someone can. Drinking 6 beers doesn't kill anyone, but making the choice to drive after doing so can.
It's not the alcohol itself that is killing anyone; it's the choices that are made after alcohol consumption. Similarly, it's not a gun itself that kills anyone; it's a person's choice to shoot a gun.
Stupid argument and completely invalid.
Alcohol, even when used as intended, causes impairment. It interferes with a person's motor skills, ability to make rational judgments, ability to discern reality. It numbs the senses, slows reaction times. Even when used in moderation it causes damage to a person's internal organs.
Does every one who drinks choose to do something stupid? Nope. But if you HAVE been drinking, your ability to make that choice is diminished.
Everybody drives better when they have just a little buzz. I can't tell you how many times I've seen people walk out after a beer or two or three, get in the car and drive off. Whether they want to admit it or not, that FIRST fucking beer interfered with their ability to react and reason.
When holding a gun causes those impairments then by all means, let's talk.
Alcohol serves no purpose. Everything else on earth serves one. Just not that.
If you choose to drink alcohol, you are choosing impairment. Period.
I occasionally choose it myself. Unlike many of you, I don't need a goddam 44 oz bottle to make it work. And I don't care if I ever do or don't again. It has no place in my life.
You're now 10-4'd too.