Okay, I'll Say It

[Snaggletiger]

I hate public restrooms.  Well, there's a revelation.  Taking a leak is no big deal but inevitably that kick in the gut is gonna' happen and you'd better find a shitter in the very near future.  Therein lies the problem.  What in the hell is it with people using a public crapper?  Do you drop a growler in your toilet at home.....and then just get up and walk away?  Do you stand there at your john at home...leave the seat down and piss all over it and the floor around it?  For some reason, do you decide to reach down and grab some of your own shit and smear it on the walls?

It's always such a joy to open a stall door and find that gift someone just left for you....8 pounds of floating turd and wads of shit smeared toilet paper.  You couldn't just reach over and push that little handle down?  Just kick it with your foot.  Would that be too much effort for you?  I just want to dunk the sorry bastard's head down in it and hold my foot on the back of his head. 

It's perfectly fine to grow a tail in the back of someone's pickup.  I'm not gonna' do my business back there afterwards.       

[Godfather]

I hate public restrooms.  Well, there's a revelation.  Taking a leak is no big deal but inevitably that kick in the gut is gonna' happen and you'd better find a shitter in the very near future.  Therein lies the problem.  What in the hell is it with people using a public crapper?  Do you drop a growler in your toilet at home.....and then just get up and walk away?  Do you stand there at your john at home...leave the seat down and piss all over it and the floor around it?  For some reason, do you decide to reach down and grab some of your own shit and smear it on the walls?

It's always such a joy to open a stall door and find that gift someone just left for you....8 pounds of floating turd and wads of shit smeared toilet paper.  You couldn't just reach over and push that little handle down?  Just kick it with your foot.  Would that be too much effort for you?  I just want to dunk the sorry bastard's head down in it and hold my foot on the back of his head. 

It's perfectly fine to grow a tail in the back of someone's pickup.  I'm not gonna' do my business back there afterwards.     

Kaos apologizes

[Saniflush]

It's perfectly fine to grow a tail in the back of someone's pickup. 

I don't know what you are talking about and if I did I'm sure they were LSU fans.

[Kaos]

Kaos apologizes

Winner.

[Snaggletiger]

I don't know what you are talking about and if I did I'm sure they were LSU fans.

Well of course.  I thought that was implied.

[GH2001]

Oh, and don't forget about the assclown that thinks its entertainment to throw the roll of shit paper into the toliet and then piss on it. I hope that bastard has to take a raging shit one day and walks in the stall to someone having done the same thing to him. Karma in the finest. I have the same pet peeves about grown men who piss on the seat. And yes, seriously, how hard is it to flush the turd?

[Tiger Wench]

Most women flush when they are done, but I will say that some of the chicks in my office could sure use a lesson on the mid point courtesy flush.

[Saniflush]

Oh, and don't forget about the assclown that thinks its entertainment to throw the roll of shit paper into the toliet and then piss on it. I hope that bastard has to take a raging shit one day and walks in the stall to someone having done the same thing to him. Karma in the finest. I have the same pet peeves about grown men who piss on the seat. And yes, seriously, how hard is it to flush the turd?

Sometimes it's a really big turd.

[Godfather]

Sometimes it's a really big turd.

Dumbass doesn't buff out

[Pell City Tiger]

Most women flush when they are done, but I will say that some of the chicks in my office could sure use a lesson on the mid point courtesy flush.

I feel your pain. 3 or 4 of the heifers at my company have started the cabbage soup diet. Their "aroma", needless to say, penetrates walls and lingers for a great while. My office is 3 doors down from the female shitter, so I'm well within the kill zone each morning. Cabbage shits from 250 pounders should be classified as a weapon of mass destruction.