Judy, Judy, Judy...Goober is dead

[GH2001]

You telling me you wouldn't watch Andy tapping Miss Ellie and giving her a facial?

Well she already had a nice pearl necklace.

Oh Ellliieee! I was jus funnin with ya. Aint nobody gonnaaa make ya swallow thayut.

[Snaggletiger]

Well she already had a nice pearl necklace.

Oh Ellliieee! I was jus funnin with ya. Aint nobody gonnaaa make ya swallow thayut.

Who's the boss, Ellie?

[GH2001]

Andy and Floyd tag teamed the manicurist

Notice how Andy conveniently sits in the barber chair with a loose gown as if he's really getting a haircut. We all know he was in there picking up pussy. Dude didn't need a haricut. He also used the haircut gown to massage his tube steak discreetly when in the company of town hotties. Look at his face - you can tell that is exactly what he is doing. He's beating that thing with intense concentration.

That mother fucker.

[Snaggletiger]

She gots some big ole natural teetays. 

[GH2001]

She gots some big ole natural teetays.

Not a big secret really. You've seen her before.



She called him "master". Oh, you know it was ON.

[Snaggletiger]

Not a big secret really. You've seen her before.



She called him "master". Oh, you know it was ON.

I cream on Jeanie

[dallaswareagle]

I cream on Jeanie

   

[Tarheel]

I am disgusted with this thread.  How dare you people speak of The Andy Griffith Show in this manner!

Fucking degenerates!

[Pell City Tiger]

Not a big secret really. You've seen her before.



She called him "master". Oh, you know it was ON.

Boioooong!

The great thing about Jeanie is that you could hit her doggy style while reaming her in the stinker with her own genie bottle.

Back to Mayberry, you just know Barney was wearing Thelma Lou out, then heading over to the diner and shagging Juanita the waitress right there on the lunch counter.

[Godfather]

[JR4AU]

Boioooong!

The great thing about Jeanie is that you could hit her doggy style while reaming her in the stinker with her own genie bottle.

Back to Mayberry, you just know Barney was wearing Thelma Lou out, then heading over to the diner and shagging Juanita the waitress right there on the lunch counter.

"Beef in the shower then heel it down the drain" and now "hit her doggy style while reaming her in the stinker".  Dude, you got some words that make me chortle!

[Buzz Killington]

Boioooong!

The great thing about Jeanie is that you could hit her doggy style while reaming her in the stinker with her own genie bottle.

Back to Mayberry, you just know Barney was wearing Thelma Lou out, then heading over to the diner and shagging Juanita the waitress right there on the lunch counter.

Nita.....Juaaaaaaaaannnnita

[GH2001]

Back to Mayberry, you just know Barney was wearing Thelma Lou out, then heading over to the diner and shagging Juanita the waitress right there on the lunch counter.

You reckon that's what he was always talking about when he was referring to getting the "Special" over at the Diner? I do recall now that it wasn't any specific day. Any day could have the "Special".

Damn, Barney and Andy were fucking the whole town. That's why Thelma Lou and Helen were always pissed at em. Dudes were whores.

[Pell City Tiger]

You reckon that's what he was always talking about when he was referring to getting the "Special" over at the Diner? I do recall now that it wasn't any specific day. Any day could have the "Special".

Damn, Barney and Andy were fucking the whole town. That's why Thelma Lou and Helen were always pissed at em. Dudes were whores.

Chicks dig a uniform, man. They weren't only poking all the Mayberry wimmens, they were scoring cooch as far away as Mount Pilot.

[Pell City Tiger]

"Beef in the shower then heel it down the drain" and now "hit her doggy style while reaming her in the stinker".  Dude, you got some words that make me chortle!

I get a vision and go with it. I envisioned Major Nelson beating it out and right as he is about to bust a nut, genie smoke comes out of the bottle ( which is stuck halfway out of her pooper). He skeets into the bottle which, as we all know, is Jeanie's house. This pisses her off and she ends up putting him on a deserted island.

Damn, I really need some therapy.

[JR4AU]

I get a vision and go with it. I envisioned Major Nelson beating it out and right as he is about to bust a nut, genie smoke comes out of the bottle ( which is stuck halfway out of her pooper). He skeets into the bottle which, as we all know, is Jeanie's house. This pisses her off and she ends up putting him on a deserted island.

Damn, I really need some therapy.

Different styles, but you and K are great wordsmiths.