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Bear Bryant, still dead

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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2012, 01:13:11 PM »
Glorious indeed! Someone might feel nature calling while we're there.....

Just as convenient as the bed of a truck.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2012, 01:16:21 PM »
As long as someone brings the shit paper.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2012, 01:18:12 PM »
I'm always in!

I just had a glorious idea. The skeleton could make an appearance at the golf outing and we could swing by Jefferson Memorial Gardens in Trussville for a TigersX group photo. Prop it up next to his tombstone!

You don't say much, friend...but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2012, 01:52:24 PM »
rookie

You prefer to drag your ass across the grave site?
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2012, 02:08:22 PM »
You prefer to drag your ass across the grave site?

Well...duh.  Grave stone works better though.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2012, 02:24:51 PM »
Well...duh.  Grave stone Hot coal works better though.

Fixt.....considering who is the one buried.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2012, 02:52:43 PM »
Could we get by the throngs of red-necks who will be there worshiping?

Bring shotguns and axe handles and treat it like an episode of The Walking Dead.
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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2012, 02:55:58 PM »
Bring shotguns and axe handles and treat it like an episode of The Walking Dead.

Good call.  Brain power would be about the same.

If you bring Carl you have to watch him though.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2012, 03:00:11 PM »
Bring shotguns and axe handles and treat it like an episode of The Walking Dead.

Sweet!  Going Shane on the Walking Shanes!
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2012, 03:18:33 PM »
Glorious indeed! Someone might feel nature calling while we're there.....

PCT will make a trip to taco bell beforehand to ensure this happens.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2012, 04:02:09 PM »
Bring shotguns and axe handles and treat it like an episode of The Walking Dead.

Wouldn’t one tooth brush do the same?

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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2012, 06:23:53 PM »
PCT will make a trip to taco bell beforehand to ensure this happens.
I may do a scouting run out that way this weekend.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2012, 06:48:49 PM »
I may do a scouting run out that way this weekend.

Look a brother up if you do...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.