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Bear Bryant, still dead

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Bear Bryant, still dead
« on: May 12, 2012, 10:54:24 AM »
But somebody forgot to tell al.com

Yesterday there was a story about a recruiting letter Bryant wrote.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/05/read_a_40-year-old_letter_from.html

Today, one about education being so important to Barh that it was his biggest recruiting weapon.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/05/bryant_had_ej_junior_at_educat.html

This one is Jerry Sandusky approved, too.

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"Nothing's too good for winners. I want to love you, pat you, pet you, brag on you and see you hoot, run and shout and laugh, pray, hug, kiss, and win with humility.

Sick bastard. Petting on kids. 
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2012, 10:56:13 AM »
The letter.  Upper right hand corner.  Ready your guffaws. 
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2012, 09:37:25 PM »
Reading the thread title brings back great memories...
Just before the 2002 Iron Bowl, as a horde of bammers try and make a spectacle of the Tiger Walk...a guy turns the corner with a sign that read

Coach
Bryant
Still dead

They all muttered something under their breath and left.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2012, 09:51:44 PM »
The man was a brilliant coach.  I mean tell me another coach, well other than Lord Saybinz, that could get away with writing this to a recruit without the media excoriating them:

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I hope you will share your problems with me, whether it be at home, at the dorm,  in your school work, with your teammates, with the coaches, with training regulations, self discipline, or even flying a kite.  If you do that, I will try to help you, and if I can't I'll recommend you get a job, join the Army, join the Foreign Legion, but in any event, to reside in another state.

And that's the thing you get out of many stories you hear about Bahr unless you're a typical bammer.  If you couldn't help him win, he had not one bit of use for you, and would treat you like dog shit he'd wipe off his shoes.  It didn't matter if he (or his coaches) misjudged your abilities, or, as the letter states, he was unable to help you solve a problem causing you to be a liability, you were nothing but a burden  to be shed.  Sounds like processing has been business as usual in tuscaloser since well before Saybinz.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2012, 10:30:22 PM »
 :classic:

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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2012, 04:38:12 PM »
:classic:



The Golden Flake chips sets it off.......annnd bottle of whiskey.  :bugs:
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2012, 05:33:04 PM »
Need a skeleton sporting a mullet and a carton of USA Basics for the empty lawn chair on the right. Then Shane will finally have his seat beside that dead drunk cocksucker.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2012, 09:45:37 PM »
The letter.  Upper right hand corner.  Ready your guffaws.

Got 6?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2012, 11:30:35 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Ox5iVadrc&feature=related#t=28m30s

Listen to the announcer, he sounds like he nutted all over the studio.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2012, 11:49:41 AM »
Need a skeleton sporting a mullet and a carton of USA Basics for the empty lawn chair on the right. Then Shane will finally have his seat beside that dead drunk cocksucker.

I'm in if you are. Happen to have a skeleton in the attic. It's too bad the game is in turd town this year.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2012, 12:06:32 PM »
I have several skeletons in my closet.  But they need to stay there.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2012, 12:12:09 PM »
I have several skeletons in my closet.  But they need to stay there.

Dead hookers take up a lot of room. And they make your acid wash jeans smell bad.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2012, 12:26:33 PM »
Dead hookers take up a lot of room. And they make your acid wash jeans smell bad.

The hookers aren't dead.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2012, 12:31:30 PM »
The hookers aren't dead.

Just skeletons? The grass shake drinking, celery chewing, vegan bitches? Kaos is gonna be pissed.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2012, 12:35:31 PM »
Just skeletons? The grass shake drinking, celery chewing, vegan bitches? Kaos is gonna be pissed.

Yes....but they're my hookers.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2012, 12:37:40 PM »
Yes....but they're my hookers.

Just be careful, if your attic gets too hot, it will break down that plastic like a motherfucker.
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2012, 12:41:43 PM »
I'm in if you are. Happen to have a skeleton in the attic. It's too bad the game is in turd town this year.
I'm always in!

I just had a glorious idea. The skeleton could make an appearance at the golf outing and we could swing by Jefferson Memorial Gardens in Trussville for a TigersX group photo. Prop it up next to his tombstone!
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2012, 12:46:27 PM »
I'm always in!

I just had a glorious idea. The skeleton could make an appearance at the golf outing and we could swing by Jefferson Memorial Gardens in Trussville for a TigersX group photo. Prop it up next to his tombstone!

Could we get by the throngs of red-necks who will be there worshiping? 
« Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 12:57:09 PM by dallaswareagle »
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2012, 12:48:50 PM »
I'm always in!

I just had a glorious idea. The skeleton could make an appearance at the golf outing and we could swing by Jefferson Memorial Gardens in Trussville for a TigersX group photo. Prop it up next to his tombstone!

Glorious indeed! Someone might feel nature calling while we're there.....
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Re: Bear Bryant, still dead
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2012, 01:11:10 PM »
Glorious indeed! Someone might feel nature calling while we're there.....

As long as someone brings the shit paper.
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