Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him

[Token]

No love for the conductor driving this train?

You missed the opportunity to call me a bammer for knowing that a #5 is the chicken sandwich.  0 points for you. 

[Tiger Wench]

I don't talk to bammers.  At all.

God Bless Texas.

But I have overheard a store manager back hime tell one of them that Natty Lite is unfortunately not a WIC approved item, no matter how bad her kid is teething...

[Buzz Killington]

You missed the opportunity to call me a bammer for knowing that a #5 is the chicken sandwich.  0 points for you.

No way you are a bammer.  No way.

[djsimp]

No love for the conductor driving this train?

This ain't training. In training they just give you an F. Out here you get killed.

[The Prowler]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually tell them that next time they'll get the fuck out of my way and then I won't have to push them down an escalator.

[Vandy Vol]

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, it's to thank them for breaking their own trophies so that I don't have to do it for them.

[Godfather]

No way you are a bammer.  No way.

Token rarely talks to bammers but when he does he reads them their Miranda rights.

[Buzz Killington]

Token rarely talks to bammers but when he does he reads them their Miranda rights.

I never knew the Miranda Rights ended with Ro Ti!

[GH2001]

No love for the conductor driving this train?

You the Mfing engineer!

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "Hey!  What the hell are you doing to that goat?"

[Godfather]

You the Mfing engineer!

I gonna start calling him Sir Topham Hat

[dallaswareagle]

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "Hey!  What the hell are you doing to that goat?"

I don’t always pay attention to what bammers drive, but when I do it usually looks like this.

[Buzz Killington]

I gonna start calling him Sir Topham Hat

What a glorious name for a very useful engine.

[Snaggletiger]

What a glorious name for a very useful engine.

No worries.  Buster the Steamroller will pave the way.

[GH2001]

What a glorious name for a very useful engine.

Somebody has kids!

[bottomfeeder]

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "Hey!  What the hell are you doing to that goat?"

I'm stealing that.

[Tiger Wench]

These are all awesome- they need to be removed from this thread, and a new sticky thread started with the Title:

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do...

A running gag, son.  A joke thread.  A gigglefest, dontcha know.

[Pell City Tiger]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "I'll have the ham & cheese omelette, hashbrowns scattered smothered & chunked, and a sweet tea."

[Tiger Wench]

I don't usually talk to bammers, but when I do, the conversation starts with either , "Now, here are the conditions of your parole..." or "As a convicted sex offender, you are required to register with your local sheriff's office..." or " Your sister/baby momma has signed a restraining order against you, which means you can't go back to the trailer park tonight."

[Snaggletiger]

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "Hey Dickey, how does it feel to get your heart cut out by an Auburn man?"