Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him

[JR4AU]

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask her "Who's the boss?"

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I say "talk to your lawyer". 

[dallaswareagle]

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I hand him the ticket and say, "It's the white Mercedes."

I don't always talk to Bammers but when I do, I say " You missed a spot in my backyard"

Wait that’s an insult to the Mexicans out here.

[Snaggletiger]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I say "talk to your lawyer".

What do you say to a Banner in a 3-piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

[JR4AU]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when i do I say "It doesn't look like you'll qualify for drug court, you have too many prior convictions".

[dallaswareagle]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when i do I say "It doesn't look like you'll qualify for drug court, you have too many prior convictions".

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say " That's a good spot for you fuckwad"

   

[GH2001]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say "You really shouldn't be smoking Camels 8 months pregnant"

[The Six]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say "You really shouldn't be smoking Camels 8 months pregnant"

Shane got a woman preggers?

[dallaswareagle]

Shane got a woman preggers?

   

[GH2001]

Shane got a woman preggers?

The legend will live on.

   

And that also happens to be his sister.

[Townhallsavoy]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I make sure to stick a cucumber up my ass and then use it in a chopped salad that I serve my best friend's mother after I get done filming her having sex with a labrador in the backyard of a Mexican brothel that supplies services to people who enjoy licking peanut butter off the ballsack of a donkey that has projectile diarrhea. 


Uhhh...I mean...The Aristocrats!

[War Eagle!!!]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "It's just a tee ball game for 5 year olds, you should probably refrain from calling the umpire a mother fucker."

[Snaggletiger]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "It's just a tee ball game for 5 year olds, you should probably refrain from calling the umpire a mother fucker."

Nice

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I tell them exactly what the problem is with the septic tank.

[Pell City Tiger]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "It's just a tee ball game for 5 year olds, you should probably refrain from calling the umpire a mother fucker."

or chastise him for telling his son, "C'mon, Dale Bear! Strike this little cocksucker out! Nick Sabun believes in you! Roh tahd!"

[Pell City Tiger]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I say "Thirty dollars on pump 4, and give me a pack of that Juicy Fruit gum over there."

[Buzz Killington]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I usually order a #5...no tomatoes.

[Token]

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I usually order a #5...no tomatoes.

Who the fuck wants a tomato on a chicken sandwich anyway? 

[Saniflush]

Who the fuck wants a tomato on a chicken sandwich anyway?

Kaos

[Buzz Killington]

Who the fuck wants a tomato on a chicken sandwich anyway?

I'll tell you who doesn't...

[Token]

Kaos

It's like you always know where I'm going.

[Buzz Killington]

It's like you always know where I'm going.

No love for the conductor driving this train?