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Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2012, 03:29:28 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask her "Who's the boss?"

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I say "talk to your lawyer". 
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2012, 03:30:13 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I hand him the ticket and say, "It's the white Mercedes."

I don't always talk to Bammers but when I do, I say " You missed a spot in my backyard"

Wait that’s an insult to the Mexicans out here.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2012, 03:30:59 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I say "talk to your lawyer".

What do you say to a Banner in a 3-piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2012, 03:31:53 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when i do I say "It doesn't look like you'll qualify for drug court, you have too many prior convictions".
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2012, 03:36:55 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when i do I say "It doesn't look like you'll qualify for drug court, you have too many prior convictions".

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say " That's a good spot for you fuckwad"

   
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2012, 03:39:51 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say "You really shouldn't be smoking Camels 8 months pregnant"
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2012, 03:43:16 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say "You really shouldn't be smoking Camels 8 months pregnant"

Shane got a woman preggers?
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2012, 03:50:42 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #48 on: May 14, 2012, 04:21:26 PM »
Quote from: J. Newcastle
Shane got a woman preggers?
The legend will live on.


   
And that also happens to be his sister.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #49 on: May 14, 2012, 04:26:31 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I make sure to stick a cucumber up my ass and then use it in a chopped salad that I serve my best friend's mother after I get done filming her having sex with a labrador in the backyard of a Mexican brothel that supplies services to people who enjoy licking peanut butter off the ballsack of a donkey that has projectile diarrhea. 


Uhhh...I mean...The Aristocrats!
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2012, 04:40:31 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "It's just a tee ball game for 5 year olds, you should probably refrain from calling the umpire a mother fucker."
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2012, 04:44:56 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "It's just a tee ball game for 5 year olds, you should probably refrain from calling the umpire a mother fucker."

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I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I tell them exactly what the problem is with the septic tank.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2012, 06:21:38 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "It's just a tee ball game for 5 year olds, you should probably refrain from calling the umpire a mother fucker."
or chastise him for telling his son, "C'mon, Dale Bear! Strike this little cocksucker out! Nick Sabun believes in you! Roh tahd!"
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2012, 06:30:37 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I say "Thirty dollars on pump 4, and give me a pack of that Juicy Fruit gum over there."
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2012, 06:38:39 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I usually order a #5...no tomatoes.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2012, 06:53:23 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I usually order a #5...no tomatoes.

Who the fuck wants a tomato on a chicken sandwich anyway? 
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2012, 06:56:44 PM »
Who the fuck wants a tomato on a chicken sandwich anyway?

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2012, 06:56:47 PM »
Who the fuck wants a tomato on a chicken sandwich anyway?

I'll tell you who doesn't...
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2012, 06:59:07 PM »
Kaos

It's like you always know where I'm going.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2012, 07:09:50 PM »
It's like you always know where I'm going.

No love for the conductor driving this train?
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