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Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2012, 06:35:59 PM »
updyke is their fanbase. The whole country knows it.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2012, 12:11:21 AM »
Didn't one of our faithfuls play a prank on Updyke concerning the BCS game?

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2012, 03:46:30 AM »
Didn't one of our faithfuls play a prank on Updyke concerning the BCS game?


"allegedly poisioned Auburn's Oak trees"...yeah, there isn't anything "allegedly" about it, the piece of shit bammer fan did it...he's happy that he did it and he'll do it all over again if given the opportunity.

I love the part when he talks about the trial...what a fuckin' dumbass. "Don't tell nobody this, 'cause I don't want it to get out, but ugh, my attorney said blah, blah, blah."

He's not going to make it 13-14 years in prison, a lot of prisoners hate State Patrol Officers and they're going to have one amongst them.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2012, 10:51:09 AM »
"allegedly poisioned Auburn's Oak trees"...yeah, there isn't anything "allegedly" about it, the piece of shit bammer fan did it...he's happy that he did it and he'll do it all over again if given the opportunity.

I love the part when he talks about the trial...what a fuckin' dumbass. "Don't tell nobody this, 'cause I don't want it to get out, but ugh, my attorney said blah, blah, blah."

He's not going to make it 13-14 years in prison, a lot of prisoners hate State Patrol Officers and they're going to have one amongst them.
Updick won't get 13-14 years, unfortunately.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2012, 01:07:16 PM »
Updick won't get 13-14 years, unfortunately.

Nope. He won't.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2012, 01:27:10 PM »
Please tell me he got arrested for public intox and/or exposing himself to ten year old boys...

I'll settle for arrested.

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2012, 01:35:27 PM »
Maybe I'm just ignorant to it because A) I'm a bammer and B) I couldn't pick the fucker out of a crowd either. I don't disagree with the fact that obviously people know who he is and recognize him, etc. I just think you're creating a conspiracy theory that isn't there. Especially when it was a rival coach that put this in the public eye, not UA. I suppose UA should create special task forces to search the stands of every single athletic event to screen specifically for the dipshit. That should work really well at football games.

I understand what you're saying, I think you're just being a little unrealistic about it. If the fucker was there and UA DIDN'T remove him, you would be screaming about it too. So I don't know what you want them to do.

They would be screening for more than just one.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2012, 01:39:38 PM »
"I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say, "You have the right to remain silent."

I don't talk to bammers either but usually when I do I ask for large fries.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2012, 01:46:33 PM »
I don't talk to bammers either but usually when I do I ask for large fries.

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I say "Yes, I would like a buggy."
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2012, 01:55:04 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I say "Yes, I would like a buggy."

I don't always talk to bammers (here in Texas) but when I do, I say " Please put all of the cold products in one bag".
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« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2012, 02:00:06 PM »
I don't always talk to bammers (here in Texas) but when I do, I say " Please put all of the cold products in one bag".

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I order thick crust.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2012, 02:02:01 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I order thick crust.

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I tell them how to direct my call.
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« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2012, 02:03:59 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I tell them how to direct my call.

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask her "Who's the boss?"
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2012, 02:13:21 PM »
Nope. He won't.

I say he gets 10-12 inches.

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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2012, 02:18:28 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask her "Who's the boss?"

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask them if I need to pay now or will the cable company just bill me for the service call.
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« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2012, 02:48:26 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask them if I need to pay now or will the cable company just bill me for the service call.

There's Bammers in India?

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I call them "Sir", and follow that up with "You're making a scene."
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« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2012, 02:50:57 PM »
There's Bammers in India?

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I call them "Sir", and follow that up with "You're making a scene."

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask how he wants to plea.
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2012, 03:00:43 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask how he wants to plea.

I don’t always talk to Bammers but when I do, I say(over the intercom at work),” Maintenance to warehouse bathroom” 
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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2012, 03:19:19 PM »
There's Bammers in India?

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I call them "Sir", and follow that up with "You're making a scene."

Was referring to:




I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask them which brand of oil is included in the regular oil change.



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Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2012, 03:22:34 PM »
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I hand him the ticket and say, "It's the white Mercedes."
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