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[AUChizad]

Apparently dumbshit insecure bammers turn to ESPN to fish for compliments, and also Auburn insults. Doesn't always work.

http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/43343/sec-mailbag-can-auburn-come-back

SEC mailbag: Can Auburn come back?
May, 11, 2012

5:00 PM ET
By Edward Aschoff | ESPN.com

You ask for people to write into the mailbag and there's no hint of hesitation.

The mailbag is back this week and we were bombarded with questions. The pages went on for a while, so I'm sorry if I couldn't get to all of them. Keep them coming, though, because there's always next week.

Let's get to this week's questions:

Ethan in Cullman, Ala., writes: With the recent dominance of Alabama and Coach Saban do you see Auburn and Chizik really being relevant nationally? I realize they have recruited fairly well but I think we all know without Cameron Newton the 2010 Auburn Team was a 6-7 7-5 football team and in all honesty I don't see them improving their win-losses as long as Gene Chizik is the head coach. Take away the 14-0 season and Chizik has a total record of 21-29 as a collegiate head coach. Lets just be honest in the world of college football everything runs through Tuscaloosa, Alabama and I don't see that changing anytime soon. RTR (:

Edward Aschoff: Man, Auburn fans will love you now. I'm sure the Christmas cards are being written as we speak. While I don't see Auburn surpassing Alabama this season, or really next season, I don't think Auburn is going to fall off the map without Newton. Like you wrote, Chizik has recruited well and the team he has now is pretty young. It's going to take more time for this team to crawl back up the SEC standings, but I don't think it's going to take years and years. Auburn has the young talent to challenge some teams in the West this year. Yes, even Alabama. I'm one of the few still on the Auburn bandwagon. I see improvement on the offensive line, quarterback Kiehl Frazier really came along stronger this spring with Scot Loeffler's help and the defense can only get better after a lousy 2011 showing. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Auburn made more news nationally in 2013.

[ssgaufan]

Ethan in Cullman =   

[AUTiger1]

Ethan in Cullman =   

You should find this Ethan and pay him a visit.

[dallaswareagle]

You should find this Ethan and pay him a visit.

To narrow your search you can eliminate Dentist offices, libraries, oh hell any place with books.   

[AU_Tiger_2000]

To narrow your search you can eliminate Dentist offices, libraries, oh hell any place with books.   

I would recommend starting at food stamp offices, WIC centers, free health clinics, Wal-Marts, Dollar General Markets (just like Wal-Mart, but cheaper!), blood banks, bars that play mostly country and/or western, and Bama Fever.