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Soooo Transparent
« on: May 09, 2012, 04:52:21 PM »
So I get my obligatory 10 minutes of Finebaum a while ago while running an errand.  The caller is an Auburn fan and having a cordial back and forth with PF over some something or other.  Then he asks, "So, what's going to happen with that situation with that incoming freshman at Kentucky?"

Several seconds of pause..dead air.  Then Paul answers with an obviously disgusted and stern tone.

PF:  I don't know...why don't you tell me?

Caller:  Well, the NCAA is already investigating this guy.  Do you think Calipari will be brought into it.

PF: (Total change and now apologetic)  Oh, oh, oh, the basketball player....I thought....well I'm not sure what will come of that...I mean I can't see Cal getting involved....I was thinking you...Um, no...not sure what to think of that situation......Let's go to Jim in Crestwood.

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Re: Soooo Transparent
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2012, 04:57:43 PM »
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Re: Soooo Transparent
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2012, 05:01:18 PM »
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Snaggle like.  Anyone know how much money he raised? 
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2012, 05:46:00 PM »
So I get my obligatory 10 minutes of Finebaum a while ago while running an errand.  The caller is an Auburn fan and having a cordial back and forth with PF over some something or other.  Then he asks, "So, what's going to happen with that situation with that incoming freshman at Kentucky?"

Several seconds of pause..dead air.  Then Paul answers with an obviously disgusted and stern tone.

PF:  I don't know...why don't you tell me?

Caller:  Well, the NCAA is already investigating this guy.  Do you think Calipari will be brought into it.

PF: (Total change and now apologetic)  Oh, oh, oh, the basketball player....I thought....well I'm not sure what will come of that...I mean I can't see Cal getting involved....I was thinking you...Um, no...not sure what to think of that situation......Let's go to Jim in Crestwood.

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I don't get it.

Maybe I'm having a brain fart, but remind me what Paul thought he was talking about?
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Re: Soooo Transparent
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2012, 05:52:49 PM »
I don't get it.

Maybe I'm having a brain fart, but remind me what Paul thought he was talking about?

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Re: Soooo Transparent
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2012, 05:57:26 PM »
Snaggle like.  Anyone know how much money he raised?
As of Monday, just over $500K according to their Facebook page. They're auctioning off the bike Bo rode and some other items. The goal is $1 million.
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2012, 06:00:38 PM »
Turn Finebaum off.  Only listen if forced as I was yesterday.

Same ole shit from the dickhead. 

He's all about LSU and Les Miles and how Miles is a good coach and how he should be respected.  He said, "You know, I've given Miles a little criticism over the years based on a few of his poor decisions, but overall, he's one of the best in the business."

Same ole Bammer shit.  They're fucking unbearable assholes who try to destroy everything about you when they're losing.  They win?  As cordial as can be. 
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Re: Soooo Transparent
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2012, 09:25:49 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2012, 09:32:51 AM »
I don't get it.

Maybe I'm having a brain fart, but remind me what Paul thought he was talking about?

The kid from around Atlanta that committed to Lord Saybinz early last year but they suddenly didn't have room for him anymore.  I believe after a knee injury.  He wound up enrolling at Kentucky.  Paawww thought the guy was bringing it up again and it made him unhappy. 
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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2012, 09:35:40 AM »
The kid from around Atlanta that committed to Lord Saybinz early last year but they suddenly didn't have room for him anymore.  I believe after a knee injury.  He wound up enrolling at Kentucky.  Paawww thought the guy was bringing it up again and it made him unhappy.
I was thinking it was something along these lines. I can't keep up with the litany of kids who were processed by the almighty indisputed #1 coach of all time*

*(Not countin' Bahr Almaghty)
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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2012, 09:40:43 AM »


That is AUsome!!! Never seen that.
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Re: Soooo Transparent
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2012, 09:36:41 AM »
By the way, I want to see Tecmo Bo take out Punch Out Mike Tyson with ease.

I'm picturing Mike dancing to the center of the ring from the upper right corner, the Mario referee saying "Fight!" and then within less than a second later Tyson's on his ass. Mario counts to 10 and it's over.

Someone make that happen.
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