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Golf outing 8/18/12

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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #340 on: August 18, 2012, 09:54:42 PM »
I'm never drinking again. Why do the women love the bald guy?

Because he's so sexy!!!
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #341 on: August 18, 2012, 09:55:28 PM »
Had a blast with the rest of you degenerates this weekend, but I hate I couldn't finish the weekend with yall tonight.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #342 on: August 19, 2012, 12:44:07 PM »
I'm never drinking again. Why do the women love the bald guy?

I don't know, but you've made me think about shaving my head.  The only interest I got was from Sani.







And I loved it.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #343 on: August 19, 2012, 12:58:17 PM »
I don't know, but you've made me think about shaving my head.  The only interest I got was from Sani.







And I loved it.
At least YOU made it out.....
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #344 on: August 19, 2012, 01:59:05 PM »
At least YOU made it out.....

If I'm not screaming "pussy juice" at a Roly Poly employee, then I'm partying like a gay rock star.
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« Reply #345 on: August 19, 2012, 02:14:56 PM »
At least YOU made it out.....
What are you trying to say?
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #346 on: August 19, 2012, 10:54:09 PM »
Who got the trophy?
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #347 on: August 19, 2012, 11:01:31 PM »
Who got the trophy?

Jumbo gets to keep it in his trophy case for another year!
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #348 on: August 19, 2012, 11:12:25 PM »
Jumbo gets to keep it in his trophy case for another year!
So Tailgate was on his team again?

Has he been checked for horse tranquilizers?
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #349 on: August 19, 2012, 11:28:07 PM »
So Tailgate was on his team again?

Has he been checked for horse tranquilizers?
Yes.  We used at least two each of my and Jumbo's shots.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #350 on: August 20, 2012, 12:52:12 AM »
Yes.  We used at least two each of my and Jumbo's shots.
The 3 wood shot on the par 5 was the best shot I hit all day.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #351 on: August 20, 2012, 07:01:34 AM »
Jumbo gets to keep it in his trophy case for another year cause he didn't bring it like he was supposed to!

fixt. 

We shot even and had 30 empty beers.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #352 on: August 20, 2012, 08:50:27 AM »
fixt. 

We shot even and had 30 empty beers.
It was in the car the entire time. 11 under with 28 beers.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #353 on: August 20, 2012, 10:15:11 AM »
It was in the car the entire time. 11 under with 28 beers.

STEROIDS!
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #354 on: August 20, 2012, 10:16:29 AM »
STEROIDS!
Didn't we have more beers than that?
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #355 on: August 20, 2012, 10:19:54 AM »
Didn't we have more beers than that?

If I remember correctly we had 30.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #356 on: August 20, 2012, 09:10:05 PM »
If I remember correctly we had 30.
ONLY? 30?
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #357 on: August 20, 2012, 10:42:43 PM »
Had a blast with the rest of you degenerates this weekend, but I hate I couldn't finish the weekend with yall tonight.
Same here Buzz.
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« Reply #358 on: August 21, 2012, 01:42:06 AM »
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #359 on: August 21, 2012, 01:51:54 AM »
A piece...
They must have replayed the 4th hole.
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