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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #160 on: July 10, 2012, 03:56:23 PM »
Throw me down in the bleeding pulsating vajajays.  I have way too much shit going down at work and travel season is coming up.  I figured I should spend a free weekend at home with the kid and pregnant lady.  I was telling someone yesterday she is mean as hell this go around, which probably means I will be having a girl this time.  :suicide:

If I do show up it would be the day of and only to drink and drive a cart.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #161 on: July 10, 2012, 04:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 10, 2012, 03:43:23 PM
Due Date?

No, got a date with my virtual online whore.

Actually, August will be busy ass month for me. If any one of the bids come in like I expect them to, I will be asshole and elbow all month to complete the project. Come football season, I'm not gonna be getting nearly as much accomplish except for beer and football.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #162 on: July 10, 2012, 04:07:21 PM »
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #163 on: July 11, 2012, 10:36:34 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 10, 2012, 03:10:25 PM
What are you gonna do bleed on him?

I'm invincible!
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #164 on: July 11, 2012, 12:14:05 PM »
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #165 on: July 11, 2012, 01:29:13 PM »
I forget...did we invoke the gulligan rule last year?  I know we used it the year before, but I don't remember using one last year.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #166 on: July 11, 2012, 01:31:19 PM »
I don't think we ever needed it. 
I know hogwally and I both tried it the year before and speaking for myself I pretty well had to choke back the power puke.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #167 on: July 11, 2012, 01:32:19 PM »
Yeah, in that 99 degree heat it's not the best move in golf.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #168 on: July 11, 2012, 01:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 11, 2012, 01:32:19 PM
Yeah, in that 99 degree heat it's not the best move in golf.

Not to mention yengling (however they spell it) was a bit heavier than some others that could have been utilized.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #169 on: July 11, 2012, 01:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 11, 2012, 01:41:31 PM
Not to mention yengling (however they spell it) was a bit heavier than some others that could have been utilized.
At what point did you realize that you were wearing a dress?
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #170 on: July 11, 2012, 02:16:34 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 11, 2012, 01:29:13 PM
I forget...did we invoke the gulligan rule last year?  I know we used it the year before, but I don't remember using one last year.
Wes and I both used the gulligan last year.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #171 on: July 11, 2012, 02:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 11, 2012, 01:45:06 PM
At what point did you realize that you were wearing a dress?

Scottie bought the shit and we really needed a shot.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #172 on: July 11, 2012, 02:29:29 PM »
Oh yeah, remember the Jager shots Sani?  That was terrible.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #173 on: July 11, 2012, 02:35:25 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 11, 2012, 02:27:45 PM
Scottie bought the shit and we really needed a shot.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #174 on: July 11, 2012, 02:48:46 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #175 on: July 12, 2012, 04:01:01 PM »
Buzz, there is someone you havent counted for













Will the Bird be making an appearance this year?
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #176 on: July 12, 2012, 04:14:28 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 12, 2012, 04:01:01 PM
Buzz, there is someone you havent counted for













Will the Bird be making an appearance this year?

No...he had his swan song last year.
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #177 on: July 12, 2012, 04:19:14 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2012, 04:14:28 PM
No...he had his swan song last year.
:( not.worth.the.flight.then
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #178 on: July 12, 2012, 05:01:28 PM »
Can I play?
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Re: Golf outing 8/18/12
« Reply #179 on: July 12, 2012, 05:03:35 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on July 12, 2012, 05:01:28 PM
Can I play?
Where the fuck you been? Wiping asses?
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