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« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2012, 03:34:56 PM »
The only time I've been truly disappointed in a Chizik-coached team was the shitty loss to Kentucky at home.  That was awful. 

I didn't like getting ass planted by Georgia and Alabama and LSU.  We should be competitive.  But what we had at quarterback -- worst excuse for an SEC quarterback I've seen since Gabe Gross shit himself at Tennessee in some long distant year -- I can almost overlook it. 

I wonder HOW we ended up with Clint Turtle Moseley at quarterback and why he got to play ahead of Trotter who was clearly more mobile, more accurate and more versatile.  That concerns me a little (and obviously pissed Trotter off).  Was it an inability to accurately judge ability?  Was there something behind the scenes? 

Then I think of the (in retrospect almost desperate) plea to get Russell Wilson and think... hmmm..  what sort of difference would he have made?  Closer games against Bama, LSU and UGA?  We'd have beaten Clemson.  That's about the extent of it.  We didn't have a defense capable of beating any of those teams i'm afraid.  Or maybe we did if we could have moved the ball even a little.   

I don't like getting blown out.  Some of that I can forgive last year.  But that can't go on for long.  I don't give a fuck what the shit eating media in this state and Mel Kiper say, Alabama isn't THAT good.  Neither is LSU.

Am I missing something?  Didn't Trotter start the season?  Didn't we all call for his head?  Didn't we all then come to the realization that there was a reason he'd been tabbed the starter to begin with, and even write open letters of apology?  Or did I misunderstand?

The rest you say, I agree with.
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Re: More coaching rankings
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2012, 04:27:58 PM »
Am I missing something?  Didn't Trotter start the season?  Didn't we all call for his head?  Didn't we all then come to the realization that there was a reason he'd been tabbed the starter to begin with, and even write open letters of apology?  Or did I misunderstand?


I know I was on the Moseley train...then the fuckin tracks came off and the engine hid whenever he saw a big piece of coal.
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Re: More coaching rankings
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2012, 05:04:40 PM »
I know I was on the Moseley train...then the fuckin tracks came off and the engine hid whenever he saw a big piece of coal.

I see What you did there.
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Re: More coaching rankings
« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2012, 10:07:53 AM »
Am I missing something?  Didn't Trotter start the season?  Didn't we all call for his head?  Didn't we all then come to the realization that there was a reason he'd been tabbed the starter to begin with, and even write open letters of apology?  Or did I misunderstand?

The rest you say, I agree with.

Well why did they listen to us?  For God's sake couldn't they see in practice that Moseley sucked syphilitic cock? 

What the hell happened to Trotter at halftime of the Clemson game.  That's all i really want to know. 
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« Reply #44 on: May 10, 2012, 10:48:00 AM »
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Well why did they listen to us?  For God's sake couldn't they see in practice that Moseley sucked syphilitic cock? 

What the hell happened to Trotter at halftime of the Clemson game.  That's all i really want to know.

This just in, Trotter wasnt good either.  Might have been better with decent OL.  They didnt listen to us.  They saw Trotter's struggles, decided to make a change and see if Moseley was a gamer.  He wasn't.  Trotter, with a  better OL, and Blake to throw to might have been competent.
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« Reply #45 on: May 10, 2012, 10:48:57 AM »
What the hell happened to Trotter at halftime of the Clemson game.  That's all i really want to know.

That is the $64M question indeed.

I'm betting Moseley replaced him with a cyborg.
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Re: More coaching rankings
« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2012, 10:50:54 AM »
What the hell happened to Trotter at halftime of the Clemson game.  That's all i really want to know.

Blake got hurt and he decided it was better to run around like a chicken and not force a mistake then to throw the ball.


oh and what JR said about the OL which Weskie and I were preaching all year and now seems to suddenly have caught on with validity.

Oh and Gus couldn't call a play

and Diyere was playing because he smoked weed or he wasn't playing.... I dont fucking know.

and our defense was the suxxors because Ted Roof ran it.
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Re: More coaching rankings
« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2012, 10:51:12 AM »
This just in, Trotter wasnt good either.  Might have been better with decent OL.  They didnt listen to us.  They saw Trotter's struggles, decided to make a change and see if Moseley was a gamer.  He wasn't.  Trotter, with that OL, was competent with a better OL, and Blake to throw to.

CLEARLY better than Moseley though.  We even saw that from the start, too.  If Chris Todd and Jevon Snead had a paraplegic baby it would grow up to be more mobile and courageous than Pussy Face Moseley.
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« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2012, 10:51:56 AM »
CLEARLY better than Moseley though.  We even saw that from the start, too.  If Chris Todd and Jevon Snead had a paraplegic baby it would grow up to be more mobile and courageous than Pussy Face Moseley.

Coffee...meet monitor.
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« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2012, 10:57:55 AM »
Coffee...meet monitor.

Unfortunately, I was taking a big gulp of a Tropical Smoothie shake.  That stuff doesn't come out of a keyboard very easily.
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« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2012, 11:12:39 AM »
CLEARLY better than Moseley though.  We even saw that from the start, too.

Uh huh.  Think back.  Everbody saw Trotter's struggles too.  If a change had not heen made, likely same season results, and you (and everybody else) would be doing the same bitching claiming that Moseley couldnt possibly be worse, and the coaches were hard headed.  No way to win for a coach when they make decisions without benefit of the hindsight we all now have.  How many times have you heard Miles criticized for sticking with Jefferson?  Think maybe he knew things onky those on the practice field could know?
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Re: More coaching rankings
« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2012, 11:27:23 AM »
CLEARLY better than Moseley though.  We even saw that from the start, too.  If Chris Todd and Jevon Snead had a paraplegic baby it would grow up to be more mobile and courageous than Pussy Face Moseley.

Yep, people just walked past my office to see what was so funny.
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Re: More coaching rankings
« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2012, 01:19:28 PM »
Unfortunately, I was taking a big gulp of a Tropical Smoothie shake.  That stuff doesn't come out of a keyboard very easily.

I'd think it would even be harder coming out of your nose.
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« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2012, 01:53:19 PM »
I'd think it would even be harder coming out of your nose.

If you didn't have a dick in yo mouth, perhaps it wouldn't happen.
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Re: More coaching rankings
« Reply #54 on: May 10, 2012, 02:25:16 PM »
So, you're all saying Gene Chizik should be #1?
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Re: More coaching rankings
« Reply #55 on: May 10, 2012, 02:37:53 PM »
So, you're all saying Gene Chizik should be #1?

Yeah, but Lebo must go.
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« Reply #56 on: May 10, 2012, 02:38:03 PM »
So, you're all saying Gene Chizik should be #1?

Especially if the category is best dressed.
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« Reply #57 on: May 10, 2012, 02:43:48 PM »
If you didn't have a dick in yo mouth, perhaps it wouldn't happen.

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the n****r talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?
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