Judy, Judy, Judy...Goober is dead

[GH2001]

SSDD around here. And isn't any kind of sex with old people, rough sex?

So maybe Andy was the town stud after all in Mayberry. The Mayberry after dark threads are not so far fetched after all.

[Godfather]

SSDD around here. And isn't any kind of sex with old people, rough sex?

Dry too

Like humping a sand dune.

[GH2001]

Dry too

Like humping a sand dune.

Is it really?

[Shug Dye]

Dry too

Like that has ever stopped any of you.

 I was thinking more about their thin papery skin....

[GH2001]

Like that has ever stopped any of you.

 I was thinking more about their thin papery skin....

The creaking would get on my nerves. How can a guy get to the grand finale with all that annoying creaking? Like nails on a chalkboard I tell ya.

[dallaswareagle]

Wouldn’t the bad part be him Cumming and her hip breaking? Two separate moans, for two separate reasons.                                                           

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I caught a movie he did a couple of years ago on Netflix last week. He lives in a retirement home with nothing but women. Constant talks of rough sex with the residents and popping viagra. After popping Viagra he complains of not being able to get it back down and lasting all night long. That in itself isn't so weird, but hearing Andy say it? Was just plain weird. I didn't want to see Sheriff Taylor in that role. I'll never see Andy Griffith Show the same way again after seeing that.

Just watch "A Face in the Crowd".  It was pre-TAGS.  He played a power hungry hick with a radio show.

[AUTiger1]

Correct you are. Andy was the weakest major character on that show. Had it not been for Barney, Floyd, Gomer, and Otis; TAGS would not have been the classic it is today. Even the secondary characters were better; the Darlin's, Ernest T Bass, etc.

I would rate Andy right alongside Raif Hollister and Miss Clara on the scale of importance. All 3 were better than Howard Sprague, though.

Take that shit back right now! Raif was far more important than Andy.   If not for Raif, then Barney with his bad voice would have been the one to sing in front of the Ladies League.  What a disaster that would have been for Mayberry, it would have never recovered.  Raif saved Mayberry and that is more than Andy ever did for it.

Best role he ever played was in "A Face In The Crowd".  He plays the asshole, which is I understand is actually how he is in real life, so the performance was natural for him.

[dallaswareagle]

I'd rather remember him like this.

   

[Snaggletiger]

Take that shit back right now! Raif was far more important than Andy.   If not for Raif, then Barney with his bad voice would have been the one to sing in front of the Ladies League.  What a disaster that would have been for Mayberry, it would have never recovered.  Raif saved Mayberry and that is more than Andy ever did for it.

Best role he ever played was in "A Face In The Crowd".  He plays the asshole, which is I understand is actually how he is in real life, so the performance was natural for him.

Andy set that whole thing up.  You beat everything, you know that?

[AUTiger1]

Andy set that whole thing up.  You beat everything, you know that?

If there wasn't a Raif Hollister, Andy wouldn't have had anything to set up.

[JR4AU]

Every one of you talking shit about Andy...I can't believe it, just can't believe it. 

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I'd rather remember him like this.

   

Roger?

WILCO!!!

[GH2001]

Every one of you talking shit about Andy...I can't believe it, just can't believe it. 

Sheriff Taylor gets no respect. The man without a gun.

[dallaswareagle]

Sheriff Taylor gets no respect. The man without a gun.

He prolly got rid of it right after getting rid of the wife. Perfect crime, small town sheriff, wife goes missing.

Bet that bitch got baked in one of Aunt Beas pies. Evil fucks the lot of them.

[GH2001]

He prolly got rid of it right after getting rid of the wife. Perfect crime, small town sheriff, wife goes missing.

Bet that bitch got baked in one of Aunt Beas pies. Evil fucks the lot of them.

I still laugh at the thought of Briscoe Darling and Aunt Bea in the kitchen getting frisky in the middle of the afternoon.

[dallaswareagle]

I still laugh at the thought of Briscoe Darling and Aunt Bea in the kitchen getting frisky in the middle of the afternoon.

Whitest teeth he ever came across.

[GH2001]

Whitest teeth he ever came across.

JR can draw the scenario better than I, but I imagine it went something along the lines of:

"Oh Mista Dahling. You know that tickles me deeply!"

"Miss Bea, hows about I try my jug blowing technique on ya in yer special Arreea! A 1 and a 2 and a way we goooooooo..."

[JR4AU]

JR can draw the scenario better than I, but I imagine it went something along the lines of:

"Oh Mista Dahling. You know that tickles me deeply!"

"Miss Bea, hows about I try my jug blowing technique on ya in yer special Arreea! A 1 and a 2 and a way we goooooooo..."

You handled it real good.  Maybe I can re-post it again tonight though, and act like I thunk it up. 

[Buzz Killington]

I kin git banjer sounds, an geetar sounds