Judy, Judy, Judy...Goober is dead

GH2001 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 09, 2012, 03:59:59 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on May 09, 2012, 03:28:38 PM

You handled it real good. Maybe I can re-post it again tonight though, and act like I thunk it up.

Im-a real good like with my tongue Miss Bea

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #41 on:** May 09, 2012, 04:19:31 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 09, 2012, 03:59:59 PM

Im-a real good like with my tongue Miss Bea

Tongue user got to stand in line for Bea. She was town ho.

Mod Note: Not particularly titillating, but the nudity rule covers Aunt Bea's busted old nipples, too.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #42 on:** May 09, 2012, 06:40:06 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on May 09, 2012, 01:16:05 PM

Every one of you talking shit about Andy...I can't believe it, just can't believe it.

Andy was the kind of guy that would beef in the shower, then heel it down the drain. From several accounts, the guy is a dick in real life.

I'm not sure Briscoe would have beat the dust out of Aunt Bea's vag. After she fucked his hand up with the serving spoon up at his cabin for wearing his hat at the dinner table, Briscoe lost his spark.

That being said, I have no doubt in my mind that Sam the Butcher was laying the salami to her - and Clara Edwards, too. Hell, they were most likely doing some freaky 3 way shit in the meat market cooler. Why else would Sam give them that great deal on pork chops?

GH2001 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 10, 2012, 11:52:56 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 09, 2012, 06:40:06 PM

Andy was the kind of guy that would beef in the shower, then heel it down the drain. From several accounts, the guy is a dick in real life.

I'm not sure Briscoe would have beat the dust out of Aunt Bea's vag. After she fucked his hand up with the serving spoon up at his cabin for wearing his hat at the dinner table, Briscoe lost his spark.

That being said, I have no doubt in my mind that Sam the Butcher was laying the salami to her - and Clara Edwards, too. Hell, they were most likely doing some freaky 3 way shit in the meat market cooler. Why else would Sam give them that great deal on pork chops?

Im pretty sure Floyd was hitting it after hours in back of the barber shop - until he had his stroke. Heck, that's probably what caused it, Bea's fat bottom cutting off oxygen in his femoral artery in the barber chair.

Oh, Mista Lawson - you do have a way with your hands.

Ohhhhh, ohhhhh yes...yes I do Miss Bea

JR4AU · « **Reply #44 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:02:46 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 10, 2012, 11:52:56 AM

Im pretty sure Floyd was hitting it after hours in back of the barber shop - until he had his stroke. Heck, that's probably what caused it, Bea's fat bottom cutting off oxygen in his femoral artery in the barber chair.

Oh, Mista Lawson - you do have a way with your hands.

Ohhhhh, ohhhhh yes...yes I do Miss Bea

I bet Floyd took rent out in trade from Ellen Brown. Probably made her service Andy too.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #45 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:10:08 PM »

You people make me sick

JR4AU · « **Reply #46 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:14:07 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2012, 01:10:08 PM

You people make me sick

With all the things they do today with computers and augmentation of old film, I'd love to see someone put together "Mayberry After Dark" and bring it all back to life in XXX.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #47 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:14:45 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on May 10, 2012, 01:14:07 PM

With all the things they do today with computers and augmentation of old film, I'd love to see someone put together "Mayberry After Dark" and bring it all back to life in XXX.

Please, God...no.

JR4AU · « **Reply #48 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:17:58 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 10, 2012, 01:14:45 PM

Please, God...no.

You telling me you wouldn't watch Andy tapping Miss Ellie and giving her a facial?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #49 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 10, 2012, 01:14:45 PM

Please, God...no.

I don't know. Who was that hot pharmacist down at the drug store that Andy was sweet on? I wouldn't mind seeing that little vixen lay back and ta......

Wait...I mean, you people are sick

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #50 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:18:56 PM »

Damn it...late. Miss Ellie

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #51 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:24:17 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2012, 01:18:35 PM

I don't know. Who was that hot pharmacist down at the drug store that Andy was sweet on? I wouldn't mind seeing that little vixen lay back and ta......

Wait...I mean, you people are sick

Miss Ellie and Ellen Brown in a lezbo scene...that might work.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #52 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:33:53 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 10, 2012, 01:24:17 PM

Miss Ellie and Ellen Brown in a lezbo scene...that might work.

Ooooo....Daddy like. Put me in between and make a Snaggie sammich.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #53 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:52:50 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on May 10, 2012, 01:17:58 PM

You telling me you wouldn't watch Andy tapping Miss Ellie and giving her a facial?

Miss Ellie-nah-she would squrim and move and spit.

Now this lady would take it like a champ, tell Andy she wanted more, rub it on her face and (I'll be back in a minute)

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #54 on:** May 10, 2012, 01:56:03 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 10, 2012, 01:52:50 PM

Miss Ellie-nah-she would squrim and move and spit.

Now this lady would take it like a champ, tell Andy she wanted more, rub it on her face and (I'll be back in a minute)

Although the concept hadn't been invented yet...I feel a Danza Slap would be in order.

Kaos · « **Reply #55 on:** May 10, 2012, 02:03:19 PM »

Andy tapped the following:

Nurse Peggy

Ellie Walker

The newspaper chick

This random whore

The Crump bitch

This hoor from high school

A funbag

The rich bitch who might also have been Peggy?

AND...

Charlene

And he probably bumped these two, too

Kaos · « **Reply #56 on:** May 10, 2012, 02:04:31 PM »

Andy and Floyd tag teamed the manicurist

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #57 on:** May 10, 2012, 02:16:34 PM »

You never actually saw her, but no doubt Andy picked up the phone countless times and said, "Uh Sarah...what time can I come over and eat your apple pie? Mmm Mm".

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #58 on:** May 10, 2012, 02:17:36 PM »

I don't think Andy was afraid of keeping it on the down low either.

I bet Floyd was everyoneâ€™s bitch.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #59 on:** May 10, 2012, 02:41:07 PM »

Dang, I forgot how many hotties had guest starring roles...Andy was busy.