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SIAP - Chiz the Pimp

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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2012, 01:27:54 PM »
I miss them.  Not jungle bush like Demi back in the day, but a nice, trimmed around the edges, and mowed down like the first cut of rough triangle is sweet.

What do you care about the bush - you are usually busy looking at their feet anyway.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2012, 01:31:41 PM »
What do you care about the bush - you are usually busy looking at their feet anyway.

JR likes bush...JR likes feet..but JR doesn't like bushy feet.
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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2012, 01:34:15 PM »
JR likes bush...JR likes feet..but JR doesn't like bushy feet.

Because we all know there's nothing worse than sucking a toe and coming back with a hair in your mouth.

Amirite, AWK?
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2012, 01:37:31 PM »
Because we all know there's nothing worse than sucking a toe and coming back with a hair in your mouth.

Amirite, AWK?

Damn, that pic just came back to mind and forced a hearty guffaw.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2012, 01:41:47 PM »
JR likes bush...JR likes feet..but JR doesn't like bushy feet.

JR likes a good foot job. That's why he doesn't give two hoots about bush or no bush. The feets are where its at.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2012, 01:47:26 PM »
Because we all know there's nothing worse than sucking a toe and coming back with a hair in your mouth.

Amirite, AWK?
You speak the truth.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2012, 01:49:04 PM »
Because we all know there's nothing worse than sucking a toe and coming back with a hair in your mouth.

Amirite, AWK?

I’d be more worried about toe jam, or maybe that’s the toe cum shot?

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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2012, 01:53:01 PM »
the toe cum shot?

JR can confirm in regards to a toe cum shot.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2012, 02:01:07 PM »
JR can confirm in regards to a toe cum shot.

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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2012, 02:19:03 PM »
A Pedifacial?

Didn't nobody say nothing about baby feet, sicko. 
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2012, 02:35:36 PM »
Didn't nobody say nothing about baby feet, sicko.

I just spit tea all over my gd phone.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2012, 03:56:05 PM »
No date by 8, Tri Delt.


And let me be clear...in no way am I trying to present Chi O's as paragons of virtue....but I could count on one hand the ugly ones in the house. And ones that this group wouldn't fuck? None.

You underestimate Kaos.  If her right eye has one less eyelash than her left eye, then to him she looks like a donkey shat on a disfigured paraplegic.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2012, 03:57:22 PM »
You underestimate Kaos.  If her right eye has one less eyelash than her left eye, then to him she looks like a donkey shat on a disfigured paraplegic.

A guy has got to have his standards.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2012, 04:26:02 PM »
A guy has got to have his standards.

And who on this board has any?
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2012, 05:11:16 PM »
And who on this board has any?

Eat, drink, sleep, shit, fuck....standards.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2012, 05:24:59 PM »
Eat, drink, sleep, shit, fuck....standards.

Personally, I'd rather eat, fuck, drink, shit, sleep. 
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2012, 05:30:20 PM »
Personally, I'd rather eat, fuck, drink, shit, sleep.

Those were in no specific order. Order is not a standard.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2012, 08:01:48 PM »
There's plenty of time to sleep when I'm dead.
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2012, 11:20:25 AM »
Eat, drink, sleep, shit, fuck....standards.

Eat=shit
Drink=sleep
Fuck= :tits:
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Re: SIAP - Chiz the Pimp
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2012, 05:10:18 AM »
Personally, I'd rather eat, fuck, drink, shit, sleep.
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