Designer Snags

GH2001 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2012, 02:37:41 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 24, 2012, 02:33:35 PM

I wonder if he's even started on my dreamcatcher yet?

My custom oversized purple and green anal beads were one of the first orders he took down....and nothing. No call, no letter...nothing.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2012, 02:45:17 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 24, 2012, 02:37:41 PM

My custom oversized purple and green anal beads were one of the first orders he took down....and nothing. No call, no letter...nothing.

I'm betting he got the orders mixed up because a set of those arrived at my house a few weeks ago and I was like, "What the....?" PM me your address and I'll forward them to you. No worries, I've washed them good after every use.

AWK · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2012, 02:59:45 PM »

I've got an Auburn ~~cock ring~~ thimble.

Godfather · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:02:38 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 24, 2012, 02:02:44 PM

Look...just because I wear my Auburn hat, Auburn sunglasses, Auburn thongs under my Auburn shorts (which are held up by my designer Auburn belt) and my Auburn shoes is no reason to make fun of me.

No we make fun of you because you look funny and wear highlight yellow shirts.

Saniflush · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:03:13 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 03:02:38 PM

No we make fun of you because you look funny and wear highlight yellow shirts.

tweet tweet.

You were the original tweeter war.

Godfather · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:12:43 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 24, 2012, 02:19:51 PM

This is spelled out in great detail in the Designer Snags manual on pages 112-117.

Is that before or after the section that says white-wash jeans on gamedays are okay as long as you wear an Auburn polo made before 1987?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:18:06 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 03:12:43 PM

Is that before or after the section that says white-wash jeans on gamedays are okay as long as you wear an Auburn polo made before 1987?

It's just after. And the great thing is that stone-washed jeans are not only making a comeback, the pre-1987 polos can now be mixed and matched with long sleeve thermal underwear for that manly, fuck me in the ass, look. You have to stay on top of all the new fashion trends.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:19:02 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 03:02:38 PM

No we make fun of you because you look funny and wear highlight yellow shirts.

I hate you all.

Godfather · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:20:40 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 24, 2012, 03:19:02 PM

I hate you all.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:22:10 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 03:20:40 PM

Buff out much it will not

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:44:19 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 03:20:40 PM

That's it...I'm telling Jim.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:44:39 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 03:20:40 PM

Still kills me every time.

GH2001 · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:52:44 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 24, 2012, 03:18:06 PM

And the great thing is that stone-washed jeans are not only making a comeback, the pre-1987 polos can now be mixed and matched with long sleeve thermal underwear for that manly, fuck me in the ass, look.

Kick his ass seabass

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2012, 04:59:32 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 24, 2012, 01:53:23 PM

I imagine I'm not that different than most on here in that I own a lot of Auburn gear. I've probably amassed about 10 AU baseball hats...some of which I was able to hold on to....I've got a couple of Auburn Trayvons and several shirts etc. Was having a conversation with GF a while back and it was agreed that Auburn gear is meant to help you represent and not to be worn as an outfit. You may think differently and that's fine...but you're a dork! Wear your cap..but don't wear your cap, AU shirt and AU belt. If it's game day and you're anywhere around Pat Dye Field at Jordan Hare Stadium...okay. If you're walking in Longhorn in a head to toe Auburn ensemble...you need help.

Just got back from lunch. I walked out to my beat up ass 2001 Sexpedition and when I got in, another pulled up beside me. A guy gets out right beside my vehicle and I just have to stop and watch this scene. He had on a Bama cap...Bama shirt tucked in and a Bama belt. He turned around and sticking out of his back pocket was a Bama engraved wallet. His wife had on a Bama sweatshirt. A girl got out of the back seat wearing a matching Bama sweatshirt with Bama sunglasses. They open the back door to get their baby out of the car seat and yep, the kid has on a Bama outfit.

I wanted to roll down my window and ask, "Excuse me, would you guys happen to be Bama fans?"

WE'VE GOT IT....YOU PULL FOR ALABAMA...AND YOU ALL HAVE GONE FULL ON TARD!!!

Don't get me wrong, I've seen my share of AU fans do it as well as fans from all different schools. But stop it....now. You're not a cheerleader and you don't play. A hat says all you need to say. A shirt lets the world know who you support. An Auburn hat, shirt, watch, belt, AU monogrammed jeans and Nike's with AU shoelaces screams waterhead at Wall Marks. Just stop.

I actually don't own that much Auburn apparel. I know I have a couple of hats, a couple of T-shirts, and a hooded sweatshirt and that's it. I'm much more likely to pick up just an un-Auburn branded orange or blue polo shirt (and I think I have a couple of each) and wear that to a game than something that actually says Auburn on it. I figure people will know who I favor by who I'm cheering for.

Also, my truck possesses one small Auburn sticker on the rear window and that's just because I have a red truck and don't want there to be any confusion.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2012, 04:59:46 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 24, 2012, 02:02:44 PM

Look...just because I wear my Auburn hat, Auburn sunglasses, Auburn thongs under my Auburn shorts (which are held up by my designer Auburn belt) and my Auburn shoes is no reason to make fun of me.

Godfather · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2012, 05:02:48 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on April 24, 2012, 04:59:32 PM

I actually don't own that much Auburn apparel. I know I have a couple of hats, a couple of T-shirts, and a hooded sweatshirt and that's it. I'm much more likely to pick up just an un-Auburn branded orange or blue polo shirt (and I think I have a couple of each) and wear that to a game than something that actually says Auburn on it. I figure people will know who I favor by who I'm cheering for.

Also, my truck possesses one small Auburn sticker on the rear window and that's just because I have a red truck and don't want there to be any confusion.

Wait you own a red truck...you aren't a real Auburn man!

GH2001 · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2012, 05:04:26 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 05:02:48 PM

Wait you own a red truck...you aren't a real Auburn man!

And he obviously hasn't read the Creed lately either.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2012, 05:19:07 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 24, 2012, 05:04:26 PM

And he obviously hasn't read the Creed lately either.

I glanced at it before wiping my ass with it. Is that OK? The rules change so fast these days.

Kaos · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2012, 06:47:45 PM »

Fuck ALL ya'll. I don't sit around and coordinate outfits.

I've got probably 40 hats. Half of them are AU. Three or four Red Sox, two Panthers and then an assortment of UnderArmor and Nike caps.

I don't sit there and agonize over what cap I wear if I have on an AU shirt or pullover. I wear what I want and don't give a fizzling fuck what anybody thinks.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2012, 06:55:30 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 24, 2012, 06:47:45 PM

Fuck ALL ya'll. I don't sit around and coordinate outfits.

I've got probably 40 hats. Half of them are AU. Three or four Red Sox, two Panthers and then an assortment of UnderArmor and Nike caps.

I don't sit there and agonize over what cap I wear if I have on an AU shirt or pullover. I wear what I want and don't give a fizzling fuck what anybody thinks.

Bow to the alpha!

I'm in the same boat. I never think about my outfit unless my wife says something about it.