U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind

[AUChizad]

So you probably heard about the hot dog pizza that Pizza Huts in the UK introduced a couple of weeks ago.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/04/10/uk-pizza-hut-unveils-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza/



Korea has its own version. Here's a commercial.



And now the middle east has its own creations. I almost feel like they're making fun of us.





Catch up, America. This kind of shit is supposed to be our turf.

[Godfather]

The only one that looked appetizing to me was the cheese burger one.  I don't want a fucking hot dog in my pizza.

[GarMan]

The only one that looked appetizing to me was the cheese burger one.  I don't want a fucking hot dog in my pizza.

It was the tube steak that peaked his interest... 

I'm thinking that Americans are getting tired of gimmicky pizza tricks, but that doesn't necessarily keep 'em from trying.

[bird35]

In America we have cheese stuffed crust.   But in America cheese is almost a vegetable.   

[Buzz Killington]

Beware the Korean version of the hot dog.

[Godfather]

Beware the Korean version of the hot dog.

Beware the Middle East version of the hamburger.

[Vandy Vol]

I don't give a fuck what they do with their food, I just want the Hamburglar back.

[AUChizad]

Beware the Korean version of the hot dog.

Beware the Middle East version of the hamburger.

I believe Saniflush performed both of these acts on a Filipino prostitute in the late 80's.

[ssgaufan]

The best Pizza Hut I have ever eaten at was in Thailand.

[GH2001]

I believe Saniflush performed both of these acts on a Filipino prostitute in the late 80's.

I actually don't think you are kidding.

[Vandy Vol]

I believe Saniflush performed both of these acts on a Filipino prostitute in the late 80's.

I hear he had a sweet porn stache.

[GH2001]

I hear he had a sweet porn stache.

Is that how you like your men? I thought you were the giver not the taker. 

[djsimp]

Is that how you like your men? I thought you were the giver not the taker. 

He likes the way the stache tickles his balls.

[Vandy Vol]

Is that how you like your men? I thought you were the giver not the taker. 

I prefer 69'ing with men whenever possible.

[GH2001]

I prefer 69'ing with men whenever possible.

Tell us what you really like.

[Vandy Vol]

Tell us what you really like.

Gerbils in my colon.

[djsimp]

I prefer 69'ing with men whenever possible.

See, I knew it.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Tell us what you really like.

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

[Saniflush]

I believe Saniflush performed both of these acts on a Filipino prostitute in the late 80's.

They were massage therapists.

[Godfather]

They were massage therapists.

Yeah they message...shit