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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2012, 09:07:56 AM »
My jaw almost hit the floor reading the responses. 

Thank you, Bird for being somewhat normal in the midst of these loons.

As if you expected anything more.

So, whats your point? Tis the X and full of degenerates.

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« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2012, 09:18:49 AM »
Nor will it buff out.

Well if you need to buff one out I recommend the Concourse threads.
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« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2012, 10:10:18 AM »
The canoe is the way to go on the river....if you like banjo music.
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« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2012, 11:41:32 AM »
Get a truck wiff a hitch...

Then, purchase two of these along with a trailer for hauling them.

http://www.sea-doo.com/showroom/watercraft/overview/gtx-limited-is-260.aspx

Wow you lost some man points for this!!  :facepalm:
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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2012, 11:58:57 AM »
Oh...  You expected a serious response from us

What did you like about the canoe?  Where did you go?  What were the conditions? 

Speaking of the lakes with boating traffic, you'd prefer a kayak.  They tend to be more versatile.  Canoes seem to be more difficult when dealing with wakes and other things.  Although, some may disagree.  Canoes can easily hold more stuff like coolers filled with beer/burbinz, coke products, food and camping gear.  I'm thinking that an Altima would be tough to haul anything like this, but I've seen it done.

We went down the Cahaba in the Helena area.  The serenity was enjoyable, but I would have liked a few more rapids.

I definitely don't have much of a desire to canoe on a lake.
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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2012, 12:05:45 PM »
Wow you lost some man points for this!!  :facepalm: 

Hush yo mouf!  A two-seat, 750 lb. watercraft with 255+HP...  I don't expect any extra credit man points, but I damn sure shouldn't lose any. 
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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2012, 12:08:58 PM »
Hush yo mouf!  A two-seat, 750 lb. watercraft with 255+HP...  I don't expect any extra credit man points, but I damn sure shouldn't lose any.

Nope sorry points deducted.  Do you wear your sweater vest whilst driving? 

It's okay you still have an over abundance. 
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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2012, 12:10:51 PM »
Do you also own a boat or just the PWC's?
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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2012, 12:19:55 PM »
Do you also own a boat or just the PWC's?
Boff 'em... 
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« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2012, 12:22:12 PM »
Boff 'em...
Ok... then I will give you a pass, no man points deducted.  Wait, what kind of boat is it?
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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2012, 12:47:14 PM »
Ok... then I will give you a pass, no man points deducted.  Wait, what kind of boat is it?
Openbow wiff a V-8...  Would you like to review the options next? 
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« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2012, 01:50:25 PM »
Openbow wiff a V-8...  Would you like to review the options next?

Perhaps...After speaking with the group we will allow it.  No points deducted only because you have a boat.

Just an FYI though if you get rid of the boat and still have the PWC's you will need to report it to Bob at headquarters 1-800-MAN-6969.
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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2012, 01:55:16 PM »
Canoes can be fun, but they are slow and hard to turn back over if you flip on any rapids. They are also heavy. Kayaks are the way to go. We go down the Coosa about twice a month and it's a lot of fun. We do the singles (unless we want to get into a fucking fight about who the bigger dumbass is) but for you and your wife...the two person is probably more ideal unless she is in for some hard work once in awhile.
MOST IMPORTANTLY there is room for a small cooler on either one. :)
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« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2012, 01:59:42 PM »
You muthafuckers done got all highassed and forgot your roots.

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« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2012, 02:02:58 PM »
You muthafuckers done got all highassed and forgot your roots.

Memories...all bad.  We used to "Tube" behind a boat on those things.  The rope would squeeze it all together where it was tied and everything you had from the titties down just slammed off the water.  Hang oooonnnnn....
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« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2012, 02:05:33 PM »
You muthafuckers done got all highassed and forgot your roots.

Some bitch wearing bama shades stole mine.
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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2012, 02:19:04 PM »
Memories...all bad.  We used to "Tube" behind a boat on those things.  The rope would squeeze it all together where it was tied and everything you had from the titties down just slammed off the water.  Hang oooonnnnn....

THIS GUY KNOWS!

Many weekends spent on the Hooch on those things.
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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2012, 04:41:13 PM »
You muthafuckers done got all highassed and forgot your roots.

I was going to say this but forgots how to spell entertubes.
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« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2012, 10:18:38 AM »
Canoes can be fun, but they are slow and hard to turn back over if you flip on any rapids. They are also heavy. Kayaks are the way to go. We go down the Coosa about twice a month and it's a lot of fun. We do the singles (unless we want to get into a fucking fight about who the bigger dumbass is) but for you and your wife...the two person is probably more ideal unless she is in for some hard work once in awhile.
MOST IMPORTANTLY there is room for a small cooler on either one. :)

I would say NO.

Get a canoe with a square back. Cause eventually the fun of paddling like a dumbass is gonna wear off and you are gonna want to add a trolling motor.
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« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2012, 11:45:25 AM »
I would say NO.

Get a canoe with a square back. Cause eventually the fun of paddling like a dumbass is gonna wear off and you are gonna want to add a trolling motor.

I can't really argue with this.
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