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Canoe/Kayak
« on: April 23, 2012, 02:56:57 PM »
Went canoeing for the first time in ten years on Saturday.  Loved it, and now I want a canoe.

What's the difference between a canoe and a two person kayak?  Any thoughts on which is better for canoeing in Alabama with the wife?

Also, is it possible to carry a canoe on top of a Nissan Altima?  Or should I begin thinking about a truck?
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Re: Canoe/Kayak
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 03:19:25 PM »
Went canoeing for the first time in ten years on Saturday.  Loved it, and now I want a canoe.

What's the difference between a canoe and a two person kayak?  Any thoughts on which is better for canoeing in Alabama with the wife?

Also, is it possible to carry a canoe on top of a Nissan Altima?  Or should I begin thinking about a truck?
Like dude! That would be soooo cool. Got any Dave or WP?


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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 03:21:45 PM »
Quick...what are some kayaking terms?
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 03:23:14 PM »
Did you go conoeing on Earth Day?

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2012, 03:27:22 PM »
Get a truck wiff a hitch...

Then, purchase two of these along with a trailer for hauling them.

http://www.sea-doo.com/showroom/watercraft/overview/gtx-limited-is-260.aspx
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2012, 03:29:45 PM »
Went canoeing for the first time in ten years on Saturday.  Loved it, and now I want a canoe.

What's the difference between a canoe and a two person kayak?  Any thoughts on which is better for canoeing in Alabama with the wife?

Also, is it possible to carry a canoe on top of a Nissan Altima?  Or should I begin thinking about a truck?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I can't keep up with all this slang. 

When you're first married, you canoe a lot more.  You might even talk her into a two-person kayak if there's alcohol involved, but be careful that can come back to bite you.  I will say that ten years is a long time to wait even by old married standards. 

I've heard you can order canoes and even have them shaped to the exact specifications but you'd have to get her to agree to having a cast made of hers so your paddle will fit right.  Not sure if she'd be agreeable. 

You can canoe on top of a Nissan Altima, but it's not recommended.  Back seat works better. Unless by "on top" you mean sprawled out on the hood.  If you'd dead set on canoeing on the roof of an Altima, put a blanket up there and have the windows rolled down so you can grip them if necessary.   
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2012, 04:37:28 PM »
Get a truck wiff a hitch...

Then, purchase two of these along with a trailer for hauling them.

http://www.sea-doo.com/showroom/watercraft/overview/gtx-limited-is-260.aspx

Two Sea-doo's?  Take all the pics of hippies above and replace it with pics of guys with bleach blonde hair, barb wire tattoos around their arms, and cans of natty light in bud light coozies. 
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2012, 05:00:34 PM »
I hear you,   I bought a fishing kayak last year and I love it.  I stay off the lakes but I have fallen in love with kayak fishing in rivers.   Kayaks are much better than canoes I would recommend a sit on top kayak for fishing and a sit in kayak for rapid running.   Pesacador perception 12 is a great fishing kayak at a reasonable price and sold at academy sports both in the store and online.

I bought a kayak car top kit which is basically two foam blocks and four straps for about $30.00 and I carry my kayak on top of my Dodge Stratus (that is how I roll beotch).   I use anchor points inside my trunk and under the hood to secure the front and back of the kayak and then two straps around the middle close to the foam blocks.  I also put a 3 foot section of pool noodle in the middle of the roof between the blocks to keep the kayak off of my paint.  I am close to buying another kayak in order to take my son with me and when I do I will buy a jet ski trailor and modify it to hold two kayaks.   

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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2012, 05:28:58 PM »
Two Sea-doo's?  Take all the pics of hippies above and replace it with pics of guys with bleach blonde hair, barb wire tattoos around their arms, and cans of natty light in bud light coozies.

You obviously haven't seen me cruising around the lake with a cigar and a Red Stripe... 
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2012, 09:11:37 PM »
My jaw almost hit the floor reading the responses. 

Thank you, Bird for being somewhat normal in the midst of these loons. 
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2012, 10:01:46 PM »
My jaw almost hit the floor reading the responses. 

Thank you, Bird for being somewhat normal in the midst of these loons.

No worries, the bird will soon be infected. You can't rub this shit off.
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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2012, 10:08:17 PM »
My jaw almost hit the floor reading the responses. 

Thank you, Bird for being somewhat normal in the midst of these loons.

We kid because we care...about making ourselves laugh.
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2012, 10:20:40 PM »
You obviously haven't seen me cruising around the lake with a cigar and a Red Stripe...
Cigar and red stripe are just metaphors...right?
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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2012, 10:34:06 PM »
I think we should see pictures of his wife's canoe. 
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2012, 10:43:44 PM »
You obviously haven't seen me cruising around the lake with a cigar and a Red Stripe...

Did you get advice on keeping a wet cigar lit from your hero Clinton?
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2012, 12:07:53 AM »
Cigar and red stripe are just metaphors...right?
You gurlz have homo-erotic pet names for everything, don't you?   :sad:
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Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2012, 12:10:16 AM »
Did you get advice on keeping a wet cigar lit from your hero Clinton?
It's an art...  But, the first trick is keep it dry. 
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2012, 12:20:10 AM »
It's an art...  But, the first trick is keep it dry.

Doesn't that depend if wanting to drop a nut or not?
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2012, 12:25:49 AM »
My jaw almost hit the floor reading the responses. 

Thank you, Bird for being somewhat normal in the midst of these loons. 

Oh...  You expected a serious response from us

What did you like about the canoe?  Where did you go?  What were the conditions? 

Speaking of the lakes with boating traffic, you'd prefer a kayak.  They tend to be more versatile.  Canoes seem to be more difficult when dealing with wakes and other things.  Although, some may disagree.  Canoes can easily hold more stuff like coolers filled with beer/burbinz, coke products, food and camping gear.  I'm thinking that an Altima would be tough to haul anything like this, but I've seen it done. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2012, 06:50:26 AM »
No worries, the bird will soon be infected. You can't rub this shit off.

Nor will it buff out.
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