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This is All Wrong
« on: April 19, 2012, 10:14:56 AM »
It's the same shit I see in my classroom.  It's the same type of thinking that is leading to dumber and dumber children. 

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WASHINGTON (AP) — The Obama administration is looking for states that will experiment with unemployment insurance programs by letting people test a job while still receiving benefits.

The plan is a key feature of a payroll tax cut package that President Barack Obama negotiated with congressional Republicans in February.

The Labor Department will open the application process Thursday for 10 model projects across the country. Any state can apply for the "Bridge to Work" program.

The plan is modeled after a Georgia program called "Georgia Works." Under the plan, workers who have lost jobs can be placed in other temporary jobs as trainees for short periods to retain their skills or gain new ones while receiving jobless assistance. About a third of the time, those workers wind up getting hired full-time.

A number of states are combining unemployment benefits with on-the-job training, including North Carolina, New Hampshire, Utah and Missouri.

A senior administration official said those states would be eligible to apply for the federal demonstration project. The official spoke on condition of anonymity to describe the program before an administration announcement.

States that are chosen could get waivers from the federal government allowing them to tap their unemployment insurance accounts to pay for such costs as transportation for workers in temporary jobs.

The program has had mixed results in some states that have their own programs. Administration officials said they hope the waivers and assistance offered by the federal demonstration projects could help rectify any problems that have emerged.

Supporters of the programs say it helps workers retain or learn new skills and add new job references to their resumes. The plan passed with support from leading Republicans, including House Speaker John Boehner and House Majority Leader Eric Cantor.

It also is designed to answer critics of unemployment benefits who say the aid discourages some people from aggressively seeking work.

http://news.yahoo.com/states-asked-apply-unemployment-test-plan-125932074.html
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Re: This is All Wrong
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 10:52:27 AM »
Oh.

My.

God.
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Re: This is All Wrong
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 11:01:02 AM »
Test a Job?  Fuck you, the job should be testing you assholes.
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 11:03:04 AM »
Oh.

My.

God.

Becky...look at her butt
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Re: This is All Wrong
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 11:05:25 AM »
Test a Job?  Fuck you, the job should be testing you assholes.

Thank you....There is a fucking reason it is called work.


Fucking dumbassery!
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Re: This is All Wrong
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 12:14:47 PM »
Becky...look at her butt

The hustle is strong with this one today!
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Re: This is All Wrong
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 01:33:07 PM »
I'll be making money off this so I think it's great. 
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 02:26:54 PM »
I'll be making money off this so I think it's great.

You think it's great, or you'll take the benefits if they're willing to give them?
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 02:55:09 PM »
I'll be making money off this so I think it's great.

Are you dropping your free market convictions over a quick gubment buck?

I don't care if there was money in this for me, the fed gov has no business in this. NONE.
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2012, 04:03:48 PM »
You know, the sovereign citizens are idiot extremist for the most part, but damn.  Their ideas are looking better and better every day. 
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Re: This is All Wrong
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2012, 08:21:04 PM »
You think it's great, or you'll take the benefits if they're willing to give them?

Stupid rules like this make it necessary for me to modify systems we manage.  The modifications have to be paid for. 

They make the rules and then leave it to the different agencies to figure out how to enforce them.  Based on what you posted I'll be looking at some possible revisions to make sure things remain compliant and track the right information. 

I don't like it.  I don't agree with it.  I get paid for it. 
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Re: This is All Wrong
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2012, 10:49:32 PM »
Stupid rules like this make it necessary for me to modify systems we manage.  The modifications have to be paid for. 

They make the rules and then leave it to the different agencies to figure out how to enforce them.  Based on what you posted I'll be looking at some possible revisions to make sure things remain compliant and track the right information. 

I don't like it.  I don't agree with it.  I get paid for it.

I'll take whores for $1000 Alex.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2012, 10:50:24 PM by JR4AU »
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