Trooper Taylor on WJOX

[JR4AU]

Said he told Benton "if you were a horse, you'd be dead, they'd have shot you".   He's always an entertaining interview.

[GH2001]

Said he told Benton "if you were a horse, you'd be dead, they'd have shot you".   He's always an entertaining interview.

He is not wrong about that statement.

[The Prowler]

”Trooper Taylor, the towel waving thug, has now threatened a current WR, DeAngelo Benton, with his life. How bad can it possibly get for Chiznik's Auburn Tigers. First caller up is legend.”

[Pell City Tiger]

"Next caller is Shane from Hades. Hey Shane."

"Hey (cough) Paaaawl. Man, its hot down here. I didn't call to talk about the weather. What do you think (cough) about the remarks Trooper made about (cough) that Barn player? I was just talking to Bear and John Mark a minute ago, and they both agree that its just another example of the thug culture (cough) that exists down there. I want to say - oops, gotta go, Paaaawl. Satan says its my turn to wash Hitler's ass. Man, I should have been (cough) a little better during my time up there. Maybe then I could have been assigned to (cough) the Ted Kennedy room. Gotta go."

[JR4AU]

"Next caller is Shane from Hades. Hey Shane."

"Hey (cough) Paaaawl. Man, its hot down here. I didn't call to talk about the weather. What do you think (cough) about the remarks Trooper made about (cough) that Barn player? I was just talking to Bear and John Mark a minute ago, and they both agree that its just another example of the thug culture (cough) that exists down there. I want to say - oops, gotta go, Paaaawl. Satan says its my turn to wash Hitler's ass. Man, I should have been (cough) a little better during my time up there. Maybe then I could have been assigned to (cough) the Ted Kennedy room. Gotta go."

Dear 8lb Baby Jesus, I just want to let you know I didn't laugh at that bold part.  Amen.

[Pell City Tiger]

Yeah, I felt bad typing it. I was trying to remember Derrick Thomas, but I had already hit post when the name came to me.

[Kaos]

For what it's worth, I have it on first-hand authority that Angelic Bebes himself used to berate his players by insisting that his handicapped son could do a better job than they did. 

"G-- DAMMIT, you fat tub of shit.  John Mark can punt a motherfucking football further than you can..."

It was a constant.