"Next caller is Shane from Hades. Hey Shane."
"Hey (cough) Paaaawl. Man, its hot down here. I didn't call to talk about the weather. What do you think (cough) about the remarks Trooper made about (cough) that Barn player? I was just talking to Bear and John Mark a minute ago, and they both agree that its just another example of the thug culture (cough) that exists down there. I want to say - oops, gotta go, Paaaawl. Satan says its my turn to wash Hitler's ass. Man, I should have been (cough) a little better during my time up there. Maybe then I could have been assigned to (cough) the Ted Kennedy room. Gotta go."