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Happy Birthday yesterday....

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Happy Birthday yesterday....
« on: April 16, 2012, 10:09:30 AM »
To the counselor from North Alabama.

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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2012, 10:10:31 AM »
To the counselor from North Alabama.



Wouldn't he prefer a cake with a giant penis on it?
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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2012, 10:11:32 AM »
Happy belated. 
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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2012, 10:12:31 AM »
Wouldn't he prefer a cake with a giant penis on it?

Well, they do look sort of like a set of balls.
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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2012, 10:13:03 AM »
Happy happy joy joy to AWK.
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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2012, 11:39:22 AM »
Thanks Friends.  I be getting old.
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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2012, 11:45:52 AM »
Happy Birthday Fucker!
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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2012, 11:50:49 AM »
Thanks Friends.  I be getting old.

Old is after you pass 40...at that point you can NEVER trust a fart by the way.
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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2012, 11:51:58 AM »
Thanks Friends.  I be getting old.

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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2012, 12:13:48 PM »

Both, I mean one of those is true.
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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2012, 03:08:57 PM »
Both, I mean one of those is true.
Well, since you're not even 30, we all know which one.

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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2012, 03:10:35 PM »
Well, since you're not even 30, we all know which one.



VV won't be able to concentrate the rest of the day seeing that.
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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2012, 04:17:15 PM »
So AWK likes chocolate penis?
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Re: Happy Birthday yesterday....
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2012, 04:32:05 PM »
So AWK likes chocolate penis?

It's just a pic from Kim Kardashian's birthday party.
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