So, what do the Hogs do?

[GH2001]

Well...

They're going to hire Sean Peyton for a year since he's out of the NFL and then figure it out long term.  He might like it so much he'll never go back to the Saints because Arkansas is just that amazing. 

Or...

Jon Gruden
Bill Cowher

or...

Pluck any head coach from any program in the country because the line to take over the Arkansas program extends around the globe.  It's the most attractive coaching position in all of football.


Sorry.  I spent five minutes looking for comedy on an Arkansas board.  Found none.

Glad someone agrees with me and JR on UAF.

[djsimp]

I will die from laughter.

I will run naked down my street screaming FUCK YOU bama. I'm sure Upshaws god-parents will love me for it.

[djsimp]

My take says Petrino 2.0 will take over for this next season. Afterwards it would be Malzahns job to lose obviously but.....BUT, Tubbs will be a major player in this and I would not be shocked at all to see him as the next HC at Arkansas. What irony that would be.

[Snaggletiger]

Just a guess.  Paul Rhoades.

[Saniflush]

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[GH2001]

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I saw no fine ho on the back.

[AUChizad]

I have one for you....

@BruceFeldman: Rumor has Arkansas offering Nick Saban an 8 year $50 million deal!! Who said the offseason was not interesting?

Where did you see that? That's not his twitter handle, and the real one didn't say anything like this.

[djsimp]

Where did you see that? That's not his twitter handle, and the real one didn't say anything like this.

A troll on the woopussy posted this.

http://woopig.net/board/index.php?topic=79247.25

[Godfather]

I don't think it is necessarily Malzahns job to lose.  I would say a huge factor is how he performs this year at Arky St.  It is his first head coaching job, and Arky is a much better job than Ole Miss and Vandy.

[djsimp]

I don't think it is necessarily Malzahns job to lose.  I would say a huge factor is how he performs this year at Arky St.  It is his first head coaching job, and Arky is a much better job than Ole Miss and Vandy.

Well...fine then, just fine. I didn't need you to agree with me anyway.

It will depend on Malzahns performance this year but I would have to think that Malzahn would be numero uno on the list of candidates, thus making it his job to lose. If Malzahn bombs out this next season, I'm betting on Tubbs being the guy. I just don't see it getting passed those two.

[GH2001]

At least I didn't get caught with no bimbo on one of them new fangled motor-sicles......How do ya like me now fuckers!!

[Saniflush]

[Snaggletiger]

Just heard a caller on Brando say how proud he was of Jeff Long for firing Paytreeno and asked if there was any other school in the SEC that would have done the same thing.  Okay, I'm gonna' go on record as saying I really believe that if Gene Chizik gets caught on a motorcycle with a 25 year old hotty that he's been playing hide the salami with for a while...and who he gave a job to and paid her a $20K bonus.....and put the University in jeopardy of a huge sexy harrassment suit.....and originally lied about all of it to Jay Jacobs so he could make a fool of himself in a press conference....I think he's gone.

But that's just me.

[Buzz Killington]

Just heard a caller on Brando say how proud he was of Jeff Long for firing Paytreeno and asked if there was any other school in the SEC that would have done the same thing.  Okay, I'm gonna' go on record as saying I really believe that if Gene Chizik gets caught on a motorcycle with a 25 year old hotty that he's been playing hide the salami with for a while...and who he gave a job to and paid her a $20K bonus.....and put the University in jeopardy of a huge sexy harrassment suit.....and originally lied about all of it to Jay Jacobs so he could make a fool of himself in a press conference....I think he's gone.

But that's just me.

Meh, maybe.

I still say Saban could drive down Bryant Drive with the corpses of 2 hookers strapped to the front of his Big Wheel and nobody would say a cot damn thing to him in T-Town.

[JR4AU]

Just heard a caller on Brando say how proud he was of Jeff Long for firing Paytreeno and asked if there was any other school in the SEC that would have done the same thing.  Okay, I'm gonna' go on record as saying I really believe that if Gene Chizik gets caught on a motorcycle with a 25 year old hotty that he's been playing hide the salami with for a while...and who he gave a job to and paid her a $20K bonus.....and put the University in jeopardy of a huge sexy harrassment suit.....and originally lied about all of it to Jay Jacobs so he could make a fool of himself in a press conference....I think he's gone.

But that's just me.

Agree

[JR4AU]

Meh, maybe.

I still say Saban could drive down Bryant Drive with the corpses of 2 hookers strapped to the front of his Big Wheel and nobody would say a cot damn thing to him in T-Town.

They would call finefuck and say "they were gonna die anyway, whats the big deal, its just a couple of whores?"

[AWK]

Meh, maybe.

I still say Saban could drive down Bryant Drive with the corpses of 2 hookers strapped to the front of his Big Wheel and nobody would say a cot damn thing to him in T-Town.

Haha, fact.

[AUChizad]

Meh, maybe.

I still say Saban could drive down Bryant Drive with the corpses of 2 hookers strapped to the front of his Big Wheel and nobody would say a cot damn thing to him in T-Town.

Yeah, but we'd never hear about it, because TPD would tell him "Run along now. We didn't see nothin'".

[Snaggletiger]

Yeah, but we'd never hear about it, because TPD would tell him "Run along now. We didn't see nothin'".

This

[GH2001]

Is that Clinton giving him the thumbs up? If so......hilarious.