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So, what do the Hogs do?

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So, what do the Hogs do?
« on: April 10, 2012, 08:36:17 PM »
Interim, then hit the coaching carousel next year?  Go after a name coordinator?  Buyout Malzahn, or McGee?  Will Sexton finally get Tubs back home?

Discuss. 
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 09:02:43 PM »
Coach sabbin to the UofA.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 09:08:50 PM »
Neil Calloway is available.  :rimshot:

Honestly, I have no idea. Gus would be the obvious choice, I guess. I'm sure Long has no less than 100 text messages from Jimmy Sexton trying to spring Tubs out of that hell hole called Lubbock.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 09:13:55 PM »
He should switch places with Sean Payton.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2012, 09:18:08 PM »
Kirby Smart
Butch Davis
Jimmy Johnson
Bill Parcels
Dave Wannested (sp?)
Charlie Strong
Tommy Tuberville
Gus Malzahn
Skip Holtz
Jim Leavitt
Garret McGee
Sean Payton
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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2012, 10:11:48 PM »
I have some weird feeling its going to be Tuberville.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2012, 10:23:17 PM »
SERIOUSLY?????

You are so full of shit your eyes ain't even white anymore.

Massive list so you can claim to be  "right" again.

Not one a valid candidate without major shenanigans.

Bitch, please.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2012, 10:24:25 PM »
I have some weird feeling its going to be Tuberville.

Tubs got a 5 year, $11 Mil extension in Jan of 11.  That's a steep buyout.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2012, 11:50:58 PM »
Interim, then hit the coaching carousel next year?

Yes.

No reputable (read: worth a shit professionally) coach will leave in the midst of spring practice to take a new job.

They have to promote from within to maintain team chemistry.  Unfortunately, the obvious internal hire is Paul...Petrino.  Probably not going to happen.  So Arkansas really lost two coaches today.

They'll limp through the season and announce Gus Malzahn as the HC of the Hogs in December.  Book it.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2012, 01:45:06 AM »

I'm guessing it will be an arrangement similar to the one when Jack Crowe was fired, Joe Kines took over and Danny Ford came in to "consult."  Only it will be Taver Johnson with Butch Davis "consulting."

However, one of the voices in my head that I don't hear from very often, and is right about 75% of the time, is telling me that Barry Switzer and Larry Lacewell are getting the band back together. 


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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2012, 03:17:04 AM »
Hugh Nall is available.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2012, 06:26:52 AM »
You are so full of shit your eyes ain't even white anymore.

Massive list so you can claim to be  "right" again.

Not one a valid candidate without major shenanigans.

Bitch, please.

Seriously?
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2012, 07:39:23 AM »
Tubs got a 5 year, $11 Mil extension in Jan of 11.  That's a steep buyout.

Every TT alum I know can't stand him.  I kinda think it's going to be Tubs, too.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2012, 08:26:16 AM »
If I were Arkansas, I'd shy away from Tuberville.  He went away from the conservative offense/lockdown defense in 2008 and hasn't looked back. 

I bet they let a guy on staff be the interim and then see where they're at next year.  This is supposed to be a pretty good Arkansas team.  No need to bring in a whole new system especially considering they won't have a spring practice to learn it.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2012, 08:30:28 AM »
If I were Arkansas, I'd shy away from Tuberville.  He went away from the conservative offense/lockdown defense in 2008 and hasn't looked back. 



2008 Defense was pretty damn good, considering the offense was so pathetic.  Also, I think if Tubs were back in the SEC, he'd go back to his way. (That's a 2 edged sword BTDub)  He's in a league now where nobody puts a premium on defense, and the school he's at wants to see offense. 
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2012, 08:38:33 AM »
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2012, 08:45:22 AM »
Well...

They're going to hire Sean Peyton for a year since he's out of the NFL and then figure it out long term.  He might like it so much he'll never go back to the Saints because Arkansas is just that amazing. 

Or...

Jon Gruden
Bill Cowher

or...

Pluck any head coach from any program in the country because the line to take over the Arkansas program extends around the globe.  It's the most attractive coaching position in all of football.


Sorry.  I spent five minutes looking for comedy on an Arkansas board.  Found none. 
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2012, 08:51:08 AM »
Sorry.  I spent five minutes looking for comedy on an Arkansas board.  Found none.

I have one for you....

@BruceFeldman: Rumor has Arkansas offering Nick Saban an 8 year $50 million deal!! Who said the offseason was not interesting?

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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2012, 08:59:20 AM »
I have one for you....

@BruceFeldman: Rumor has Arkansas offering Nick Saban an 8 year $50 million deal!! Who said the offseason was not interesting?

Somebody's gonna have to bring the defibrillator and come see me if that happens...I will die from laughter.
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Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2012, 09:15:57 AM »
Rumor has another name... James Sexton
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