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Petrino Had a Girl with Him

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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #80 on: April 07, 2012, 05:52:52 PM »
Also don't forget that a lot of recruiting is directed towards Mama.  Mama wants to know her baby is going to be safe, smart, and Christian.
Why Christian? Isn't that being prejudice. I kind of like Agnositc theism myself.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #81 on: April 08, 2012, 10:28:15 PM »
Verno weighs in...

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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #82 on: April 08, 2012, 10:39:31 PM »
Why Christian? Isn't that being prejudice. I kind of like Agnositc theism myself.

About 78.4% of Americans identify themselves as Christian/Catholic, while only about 2.4% say they're agnostic, and 1.6% Atheist.  Clearly you're in the minority by a long way. 
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #83 on: April 08, 2012, 11:17:34 PM »
About 78.4% of Americans identify themselves as Christian/Catholic, while only about 2.4% say they're agnostic, and 1.6% Atheist.  Clearly you're in the minority by a long way.

And he's going to burn in hell.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #84 on: April 09, 2012, 01:14:02 AM »
And he's going to burn in hell.

Yeah, that's the bad part of it.  Roasting flames. 

I saw where some atheist/agnostic/new wave Christian posted somewhere that the way he believed, God would NOT like a "good" atheist less than He liked an "evil" Christian. 

Was tempted to retort that without belief the rest didn't matter and he was setting himself up for a hell of a surprise one day, but decided the war that would ensue wouldn't be worth it.  Wasn't going to change the mind of this douche (who is, surprise, a professor at UAT).
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #85 on: April 09, 2012, 09:34:56 AM »
New reports coming out that make this story even more intriguing.  Turns out Petrino only suffered minor cuts in the actual crash.  But when he got home.....
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #86 on: April 09, 2012, 10:34:17 AM »
New reports coming out that make this story even more intriguing.  Turns out Petrino only suffered minor cuts in the actual crash.  But when he got home.....

I like what you did there.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #87 on: April 09, 2012, 10:59:21 AM »
I like what you did there.

Sounds like Bobby needs to give Tiger Woods a call for some support.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #88 on: April 09, 2012, 11:01:55 AM »
And he's going to burn in hell.

If he keep running with that little bitty agnostic crowd, then yeah.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #89 on: April 09, 2012, 11:03:36 AM »
If he keep running with that little bitty agnostic crowd, then yeah.


You silly Christans. You will believe anything anyone tells you. Agnostics on the other hand, they rely soley on the information that....wait, nevermind.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2012, 11:40:07 AM »
How many times will 51 go into 25?
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #91 on: April 09, 2012, 11:42:01 AM »
How many times will 51 go into 25?

Less than one ha...wait, I see what you did there.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #92 on: April 09, 2012, 12:07:27 PM »
How many times will 51 go into 25?

It depends.  How many openings are there in the Athletic Dept?
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #93 on: April 09, 2012, 12:33:48 PM »
It depends.  How many openings are there in the Athletic Dept?

Some most excellent use of double entendre.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #94 on: April 09, 2012, 01:06:27 PM »
It depends.  How many openings are there in the Athletic Dept?

I keep looking at pictures of Petrino....and looking some more.....that would have to be one. hell. of. a. paycheck.

And no fucking freebies like a reach around.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #95 on: April 09, 2012, 01:51:47 PM »
I keep looking at pictures of Petrino....and looking some more.....that would have to be one. hell. of. a. paycheck.

And no fucking freebies like a reach around.

You don't say much friend, but when you do.....
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #96 on: April 09, 2012, 01:57:46 PM »
I keep looking at pictures of Petrino....and looking some more.....that would have to be one. hell. of. a. paycheck.

And no fucking freebies like a reach around.

Maybe you're the odd female who doesn't get all moist in the presence of money, power, and uberconfidence.   

If there were any justice in the realm of distribution of pussy based on looks, Mick Jagger would still be a virgin. 
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #97 on: April 09, 2012, 02:05:13 PM »
Maybe you're the odd female who doesn't get all moist in the presence of money, power, and uberconfidence.   

If there were any justice in the realm of distribution of pussy based on looks, Mick Jagger would still be a virgin.

Yeah, but he's confident, a gozillionaire, has a cool rock band, smokes, has booze and blow, and moves like.....
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #98 on: April 09, 2012, 02:54:43 PM »
Yeah, but he's confident, a gozillionaire, has a cool rock band, smokes, has booze and blow, and moves like.....

Jagger?
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #99 on: April 09, 2012, 03:06:12 PM »
Maybe you're the odd female who doesn't get all moist in the presence of money, power, and uberconfidence.   

If there were any justice in the realm of distribution of pussy based on looks, Mick Jagger would still be a virgin.

Rock stars are in a class by themselves.

As for the rest of the world....money, power and confidence are attractive, don't get me wrong, but goddamn they can only account for so much.

Pig face Petrino? I'd have to actually be laying ON the money.
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