The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

AWK · « **Reply #280 on:** October 04, 2012, 12:24:30 PM »

I really don't like this one game play in shit.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #281 on:** October 04, 2012, 12:28:12 PM »

Quote from: AWK on October 04, 2012, 12:24:30 PM

I really don't like this one game play in shit.

This. After 162 games, you get one shot at it. Reedonkulus. I think the best 2 of 3 is mo bettah.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #282 on:** October 04, 2012, 12:45:44 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2012, 12:28:12 PM

This. After 162 games, you get one shot at it. Reedonkulus. I think the best 2 of 3 is mo bettah.

What sucks, is that the Rangers have had the lead in the Division for 160 of those games. But now has to play one game.

It sucks, but the Rangers also choked on a big bag full of dicks...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #283 on:** October 04, 2012, 12:52:25 PM »

Quote from: AWK on October 04, 2012, 12:24:30 PM

I really don't like this one game play in shit.

Not sure I do either. You have one bad inning, and your season is over.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #284 on:** October 04, 2012, 12:54:05 PM »

I'm hoping next year they will allow the next to last team in each division have a playoff game to see who gets in.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #285 on:** October 04, 2012, 12:58:26 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 04, 2012, 12:54:05 PM

I'm hoping next year they will allow the next to last team in each division have a playoff game to see who gets in.

And the Cubs still wouldn't have made it.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #286 on:** October 04, 2012, 01:00:50 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 04, 2012, 12:58:26 PM

And the Cubs still wouldn't have made it.

Zizzing

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #287 on:** October 04, 2012, 01:07:23 PM »

Central   W   L   PCT   GB   E#   WCGB   L10   STRK   HOME   ROAD   LAST GAME
y-Cincinnati   97   65   .599   -   -   -   5-5   L1   50-31   47-34   10/3 @ STL, L 0-1
w-St. Louis   88   74   .543   9.0   E   -   7-3   W1   50-31   38-43   10/3 vs CIN, W 1-0
Milwaukee   83   79   .512   14.0   E   5.0   4-6   L1   49-32   34-47   10/3 vs SD, L 6-7
Pittsburgh   79   83   .488   18.0   E   9.0   4-6   L1   45-36   34-47   10/3 vs ATL, L 0-4
Chi Cubs   61   101   .377   36.0   E   27.0   2-8   W1   38-43   23-58   10/3 vs HOU, W 5-4
Houston   55   107   .340   42.0   E   33.0   5-5   L1   35-46   20-61   10/3 @ CHC, L 4-5

BAZINGA!!!

AUJarhead · « **Reply #288 on:** October 04, 2012, 01:10:27 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 04, 2012, 01:07:23 PM

Central   W   L   PCT   GB   E#   WCGB   L10   STRK   HOME   ROAD   LAST GAME
y-Cincinnati   97   65   .599   -   -   -   5-5   L1   50-31   47-34   10/3 @ STL, L 0-1
w-St. Louis   88   74   .543   9.0   E   -   7-3   W1   50-31   38-43   10/3 vs CIN, W 1-0
Milwaukee   83   79   .512   14.0   E   5.0   4-6   L1   49-32   34-47   10/3 vs SD, L 6-7
Pittsburgh   79   83   .488   18.0   E   9.0   4-6   L1   45-36   34-47   10/3 vs ATL, L 0-4
Chi Cubs   61   101   .377   36.0   E   27.0   2-8   W1   38-43   23-58   10/3 vs HOU, W 5-4
Houston   55   107   .340   42.0   E   33.0   5-5   L1   35-46   20-61   10/3 @ CHC, L 4-5

BAZINGA!!!

Next year, Houston will be out of the division, giving Pittsburgh the Buzz Wild Card.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #289 on:** October 04, 2012, 01:13:21 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 04, 2012, 01:10:27 PM

Next year, Houston will be out of the division, giving Pittsburgh the Buzz Wild Card.

Damn, they're still shitty!

I forgot the Astros decided to become the doormat of the AL.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #290 on:** October 04, 2012, 01:30:21 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 04, 2012, 01:13:21 PM

Damn, they're still shitty!

I forgot the Astros decided to become the doormat of the AL.

And the horse you rode in on too, muthafucker.

Check this shit out:

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The only current Astro earning over $1M is Lowrie ($1.15M) who is on the DL. Next is Snyder at $750K. No one else makes over $600K.

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Twenty-eight million. That's the minimum dollar amount the Astros will have committed to paying for players on their active roster next season, including bonuses paid for declining club options. This does not include contracts for arbitration-level players such as Lowrie and Norris, but does include rookie-level contracts for each roster spot, plus guaranteed salary.

The Yankees paid A-Rod $30M just in 2012.

We suck, but at least we ain't paying out the ass for it. (**cough Angels cough**)

AUJarhead · « **Reply #291 on:** October 04, 2012, 01:30:50 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 04, 2012, 01:13:21 PM

Damn, they're still shitty!

I forgot the Astros decided to become the doormat of the AL.

I sent this to Wench:

Tonight's headline: Astros say farewell to the National League.
Tomorrow's headline: NL says good riddance, Astros.

I got a hearty "Fuck you" back.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #292 on:** October 04, 2012, 01:32:09 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2012, 01:30:21 PM

(**cough Angels cough**)

That made me happier than the Cards making the playoffs.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #293 on:** October 04, 2012, 01:34:46 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 04, 2012, 01:30:50 PM

I sent this to Wench:

Tonight's headline: Astros say farewell to the National League.
Tomorrow's headline: NL says good riddance, Astros.

I got a hearty "Fuck you" back.

Actually it was "Fuck you you fucking fuck"... but all the fucks overloaded my phone...