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The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #140 on: May 29, 2012, 11:15:29 AM »
Well, I'm a bitchin' and a moanin'.  Auburn doesn't make the tourney (No real surprise there) and the Bravos are in the midst of an 8 game losing streak. Yay!!!

Not just a losing streak, they are getting ass raped.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #141 on: May 29, 2012, 11:31:56 AM »
Fucking Braves... I keep watching, they continue to piss me off.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #142 on: May 29, 2012, 11:41:07 AM »
Not just a losing streak, they are getting ass raped.

Well, one man's ass rape is another man's....whatever, it's all ass rape.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #143 on: May 29, 2012, 11:59:23 AM »
Well, one man's ass rape is another man's....whatever, it's all ass rape.

VV enjoys an ass raping, no matter who it is.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #144 on: May 29, 2012, 09:36:53 PM »
I'm thinking instead of trading players, the Cards and the Braves need to just trade stadiums.

We're going to lose tonight, but I'll take a 10 hit (through 8) night any time.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #145 on: May 29, 2012, 10:31:07 PM »
Well, I'm a bitchin' and a moanin'.  Auburn doesn't make the tourney (No real surprise there) and the Bravos are in the midst of an 8 game losing streak. Yay!!!

8 games?  You call that a losing streak?  Pfft...


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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #146 on: May 30, 2012, 10:14:04 AM »
I'm thinking instead of trading players, the Cards and the Braves need to just trade stadiums.

We're going to lose tonight, but I'll take a 10 hit (through 8) night any time.

The Braves stink it up with average teams but then show out against the Cards. Its very weird and I don't care for it.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #147 on: June 08, 2012, 11:10:42 AM »
The National League East looks like it's going to be a horse race all year long.  A week ago the Braves had gone from 1st to virtually tied with the Phillies for last.  Suddenly, they took a series from Washington on the road and then swept the Marlins in Meeyami.  Now, they're 1 game out of first.  The Phillies have been sucking mightily for some reason this year.  Pretty much held the cellar most of the season.  I still look for them to get their shit together and make a run.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #148 on: June 08, 2012, 11:20:53 AM »
Go Braves!!!
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #149 on: June 08, 2012, 11:28:56 AM »
Go Braves!!!

U take that back right now. 

Ooohhh great and powerful baseball karma gods, please smite this Cubs fan and cause his children to become gingers. 
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #150 on: June 08, 2012, 11:49:56 AM »
The Braves are streaky... I like consistency more.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #151 on: June 08, 2012, 12:54:59 PM »
U take that back right now. 

Ooohhh great and powerful baseball karma gods, please smite this Cubs fan and cause his children to become gingers.

No sir...that one was heartfelt.  I am tired of what I have seen since I was a wee little tot.  I am finally turning my back on the Cubs.  May the goat shit on the pitcher's mound nightly.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #152 on: June 08, 2012, 01:16:14 PM »
No sir...that one was heartfelt.  I am tired of what I have seen since I was a wee little tot.  I am finally turning my back on the Cubs.  May the goat shit on the pitcher's mound nightly.

Okay...I'll let this one slide.  But I'm asking the BKG's to keep an eye on you.

You know, if either of these franchises would get off the pocketbooks, they'd kick some ass.  The Bravos have a great core of young players and veteran players sprinkled in.  But they did NOTHING in the off season.  Not a damn thing. They stood pat on a club that faded and failed last year like few have.  The Marlins at least made a real attempt to upgrade the roster and I think they'll be there at the end.   
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #153 on: June 08, 2012, 01:22:59 PM »
Okay...I'll let this one slide.  But I'm asking the BKG's to keep an eye on you.

You know, if either of these franchises would get off the pocketbooks, they'd kick some ass.  The Bravos have a great core of young players and veteran players sprinkled in.  But they did NOTHING in the off season.  Not a damn thing. They stood pat on a club that faded and failed last year like few have.  The Marlins at least made a real attempt to upgrade the roster and I think they'll be there at the end.   
They hired new hitting coaches.  I think that helped.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #154 on: June 08, 2012, 01:28:36 PM »
They hired new hitting coaches.  I think that helped.

Okay, so theres that.  Certainly looks like it helped Heyward. I would have F'n LOVED for them to have gone after Reyes.  Can you imagine Bourn and Reyes at the top of your lineup with Freeman, Chopper Lite, Jones and Heyward driving them in? 
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #155 on: June 08, 2012, 02:07:15 PM »
Okay, so theres that.  Certainly looks like it helped Heyward. I would have F'n LOVED for them to have gone after Reyes.  Can you imagine Bourn and Reyes at the top of your lineup with Freeman, Chopper Lite, Jones and Heyward driving them in?
It would be nice.  However, the problem lies with the management.  They refuse to buy.
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #156 on: June 08, 2012, 04:19:10 PM »
Michael Bourn is juicing. 
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #157 on: June 08, 2012, 04:28:24 PM »
Michael Bourn is juicing.

He's the Brady Anderson of Atlanta
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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #158 on: June 09, 2012, 02:12:30 AM »
The Phillies have been sucking mightily for some reason this year. 

Injuries and age.  Howard and Utley on DL for a while.  Doc went on it recently.

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Re: The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #159 on: June 09, 2012, 05:16:20 PM »
Injuries and age.  Howard and Utley on DL for a while.  Doc went on it recently.

Seems like Utley has stayed hurt for most of thelast 3 seasons.  Bravos have now won 7 of 8 after last nights 4-3 win over the Jays.  Streaky streaky streaky. 
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