Luckiest "Victim" Ever

[AUChizad]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/bengals-cheerleader-pleads-sex-abuse-charge/story?id=16055347









http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57408535-504083/sarah-jones-former-cincinnati-bengals-cheerleader-pleads-not-guilty-to-student-sex-abuse-charges/

Sarah Jones, former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader, pleads not guilty to student sex abuse charges

(CBS) CONVINGTON, Ky - Sarah Jones, a former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader indicted for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a high school student when she was a teacher, pleaded not guilty to sex abuse charges on Monday.

The Chicago Sun Times reports the 26-year-old Jones, the captain of the Ben-Gals cheerleading squad, pleaded not guilty in Kenton Circuit Court to first-degree sexual abuse. She also pleaded not guilty to unlawful use of electronic means to induce a minor to engage in sexual or other prohibited activities.

Meanwhile, Jones' mother was also indicted. Cheryl Jones faces a single charge of tampering with evidence. Cheryl Jones is the principal at Twenhofel Middle School and was placed on paid administrative leave, according to Dixie Heights Superintendent Terri Cox-Cruey.

MSNBC reports the indictment last week states the alleged sexual relationship between Sarah Jones and the high school student took place between Oct. 1 and Dec. 31. Jones resigned Nov. 29 from Dixie Heights, citing personal reasons, where she taught freshman English for about five years. She denied that anything happened.

"The student denies it. The parents of the student are upset that this has gone where it has gone. They don't have anything bad to say about Sarah. Sarah denies it," attorney Eric Deters said in December. "There's no victim. There's nobody saying 'Hey, this happened.'"

Each of the charges is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Judge Patricia Summe reduced Sarah Jones' $50,000 bond and Cheryl Jones' $30,000 bond to $15,000 each. She also required the pair to be placed on electric monitoring as a term of their release.

A pretrial date was set for June 11, with the trial scheduled for June 27.

Ok, this shit is getting out of hand. How are these kids fucking these incredibly hot teachers?!? We didn't even have any hot teachers in my entire 12 years of public schooling.

No shit the kid isn't pressing charges on the smoking hot captain of an NFL cheerleading squad for fucking him.

[Saniflush]

Wasn't that the same school Pike graduated from?

[wesfau2]

Wasn't that the same school Pike graduated from?

Si.

[AUChizad]

Si.

I'm almost positive Zeke crushed that ass.

[Saniflush]

I'm almost positive Zeke crushed that ass.

Quick.   See if he twatted about it.

[JR4AU]

the smoking hot captain of an NFL cheerleading squad

Huh?

[GarMan]

Huh?

I know...  She looks like the centerfold in High Times magazine. 

Never misunderestimate the power of cosmetics... 

[AUChizad]

Huh?

Selecting that picture last was done for comedic effect, joke gun.

You pulling a Kaos and saying you wouldn't bang this cheerleader's brains out, especially if you were a high school teenager?

[JR4AU]

I know...  She looks like the centerfold in High Times magazine. 

Never misunderestimate the power of cosmetics...

From the neck down, she's good to go.  But yeah, the face?  That said, I'd still hit it. 

[AUChizad]

From the neck down, she's good to go.  But yeah, the face?  That said, I'd still hit it.

Thank you.

[JR4AU]

Selecting that picture last was done for comedic effect, joke gun.

You pulling a Kaos and saying you wouldn't bang this cheerleader's brains out, especially if you were a high school teenager?

Did you read where I said I wouldn't hit it?  No.  I would, but the face, even with makeup, is average at best, and sort of mousy looking. 

[djsimp]

meeeeoooow

[Godfather]

I know...  She looks like the centerfold in High Times magazine. 

Never misunderestimate the power of cosmetics...  photoshop

FTFY

[Snaggletiger]

Hitting that would be 

[Token]

You motherfuckers and you're absolutely unrealistic expectations.  I had a teacher in school that was at least 10 years older than her, and not near as hot.  I would have nailed her everyday if given the chance.  You picky bastards. 

[JR4AU]

You motherfuckers and you're absolutely unrealistic expectations.  I had a teacher in school that was at least 10 years older than her, and not near as hot.  I would have nailed her everyday if given the chance.  You picky bastards.

Who in this thread said they'd turn it down?

[Saniflush]

Who in this thread said they'd turn it down?

Me.

Upside down.

[Snaggletiger]

Me.

Upside down.

I like what you did there

[GH2001]

Did you read where I said I wouldn't hit it?  No.  I would, but the face, even with makeup, is average at best, and sort of mousy looking.

From your point of view, why do you care about her face? We all know you want her feet.

[JR4AU]

From your point of view, why do you care about her face? We all know you want her feet.

I like all things female, well except their standard psychosis, and her face is a style of face that is unattractive to me. Round and mousy looking.  And I'm not THAT picky.  I have a wide range of what I find attractive.  Contrary to what Chad said about the last pic being for "comedic effect", THAT is what she really looks like day in and day out.   Garman and GF are right about makeup and photoshop too. 

Still, I'd hit it.

Since I can't see her feet, I can't judge them.  I can see her face.  Skinny chics often have boney, long, monkey toes, and that's not attractive.   If she has nice feet, that would certainly be a bonus.   If she didn't, I'd still hit it.